Best Old Quotes This Week

0____0
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 12:00pm UTC

Today, my Grandad turned 91. He barely has enough strength to speak. But everytime my Nan walks into the room to check on him, he says, "Hello beautiful"
not mine but i love it

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 2:34pm UTC

Dude
Do you guys realize it's my freaking birthday?
OH MY GOD.
I am getting older
*cries*
Well, happy birthday to me! ( and my twin )
F%ck.
I am old.
Old :(
...old.
*sigh*
Damn.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 3:47pm UTC

Did it ever occur to you that the music you’re listening to now you’ll hear again in 30 years on some oldies station in the car with your kid and you’ll remember listening to your favorite band on your old computer in your old bedroom wondering how one band could change your life like this one has and then you’ll finally understand why your parents only listened to the oldies when you were a kid.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 5:04pm UTC

Click this quote.
Start typing.
have fun.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 2:22pm UTC

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser it was last week i am seventeen years old the class was A.P. calculus

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 7:55pm UTC

I miss the old Witty
3 years ago Witty was my favorite website
But it has changed
Most everyone is fake
And writes the same quotes over and over
it get's tiring
I used to go on witty and the top quote would have over a 1,000 favorites and now it has like 200
Everyone would comment nice and sincere things on your profile
And the people who write real original quotes gets 1 favorite
Can we please just be original
And you post a quote
Then everyone just judges you
Really?
This isn't what this website was for
Witty has changed
i'm really dissappoined in what this site has come to
I know complaining isn't going to help
But i just have to let my feelings out
Witty used to be my escape
But now everyone is judgemential just like everyone is on all the other websites
It's not even fun to go on here anymore
It's just like school
I guess I'm just gonna find another way to get out my emotions
Because Witty has just turned into a website that I can't escape to

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 7:03pm UTC

If I ever live to
be
100,
I'm gonna make up a fake reason why I lived so long,
like I ate pine cones every day at 4 pm

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kristabff
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 2:13pm UTC

remember when
the only thing we feared were monsters under the bed, not whether we would be accepted by society or not?
remember when
the only thing we cried over were ripped stuffed animals, not broken hearts or boys?
remember when
we wished to live forever, not wishing for death?
remember when
it was easy to make friends, no expectations of fashion or class?
remember when
looks truly didn't matter, only the personality would attract?
remember when
we just wanted to grow up, not stay young?
remember when
times were easy, not this difficult?

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BrunnetteGirl99
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 8:27am UTC

Okay,so I'm still kinda new to witty,and I wanna know what happened in mid-2012? I'm so confused?Everyone talks about the 'old' witty?leave a comment below,
In your opinion,what happened?

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 5:17pm UTC

Today I was at the dentist. An old couple comes in and sits down to wait. The wife gets called in and as she gets up and walks away, her husband is staring right at her a ss. Old love. So prescious.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 9:18pm UTC

My mother: I'm turning 50 soon...
Her: Am I old?
Her: I'm old.
Her: My life is like half over.
Her: I don't even have grandchildren yet.
Her: I want that second half.
Me: ... *looks up from laptop*
Me: I'm fifteen!

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foreverisalie
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 9:45pm UTC

some people
are old at 18
and others are young at 90.
time is a concept that humans created.

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† *
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 8:46pm UTC

Watching the Grammy's;
Me: Hey Auntie look there's Lorde!
She sings the Royals song you like!
Auntie: Oh wow...she sang the sang??
She look so old and the way she moving
her body looks like the devil inside of her.
Me: Auntie!!! She's only 17!
Auntie: Whaaaat?!!? I thought she was 40.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 7:07pm UTC

since i have turn eighteen i have felt
extremely old because now when i see commercials for things where you have to be eighteen or older to buy them i'm like "wait i'm not eightteen, i wish i could...woah, i am eighteen i'm f.cking old."

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 4:20pm UTC

You made me smile when all i felt was pain.
Happy 6th birthday to the best son in the world.
Happy 6th Birthday Ayden, i love you sooo much <3

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
April 28, 2014 5:57pm UTC

Growing up
is merely watching your heroes turn human
right before your eyes.

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broetry
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Stars are the one of the most beautiful things we can think of. Each separate and individual, with their own names, constellations, and reasons for existing.
And then there's Miley Cyrus.

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RealGrandpaWitty
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 6:22pm UTC

I've had two hip replacements,
but I'm still hip.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 4:12pm UTC

Friend: Yeah, did you see the bubbler?
Me: No
Friend: It looks like Old Faithful or something. It's flooding everything.
Principal: *over loud speaker* If you're going to the Hawthorne wing or leaving it, you have to take the stairs connecting the Hawthorne wing and the Whittier wing.
Me: Come to CHS, they said. It'll be great, they said.

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Onism*
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 4:10pm UTC

ReMEmbEr wHeN tYPiNg LiKE ThiS wAs C00l?

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