Best Ohno Quotes Ever

glitter162*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 6:52pm UTC

In 1000 years, archeologists
will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:04pm UTC

having a crush is like having that
little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you're pretty sure it's gone but then like a half an hour later, you feel it in under your toe and you're like oh no.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 10:59am UTC

BravoSierra's format
That terrifying moment
When everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left

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epictacos
posted a quote
August 20, 2014 6:02pm UTC

"Your bra strap is showing."
Oh no, no one can know that I, a teenage girl, am wearing a bra.
Someone call Victoria because her Secret's out.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 10:30pm UTC

Mom: How many classes do you have with someone you know?
Me: 2 out of 8
Mom: Time to make friends!
Me: Time to be a loner!

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*silvergirl*
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January 6, 2014 7:20pm UTC

So I thought I was home alone and since I live in an old house I'm used to squeaky floors and creaky windows. I hear some noises from where I was down stairs and I thought nothing of it. I put on a night gown that midly resembles a dress from the Titanic movie and started belting out my heart will go on and dancing, I ran upstairs and started spinning and I jumped in the air and turned for my big finish. I looked up and saw my mother sitting with six people from work and seven parents of people whom go to my school.

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 2:59am UTC

that one boy that gives you
Butterflies

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 8:40pm UTC

It makes me sick to my stomach
to know that I've been falling in love
with someone who isn't my boyfriend

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Me: no mum don't open that drawer….that's where i keep my drugs…
Mum:*opens it anyway*
*all 40 kidz bop cds spill out*

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 10:12pm UTC

I wish I was a turtle
So I could hide in my shell

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desperado*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 12:01pm UTC

'cause i feel like i'm the worst
so i always act like i'm the best

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2_infinity
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 7:08pm UTC

I'm gonna live
I'm gonna fly
I'm gonna fail
I'M GONNA DIE.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 7:56pm UTC

♪ I feel like I'm the worst
So I act like I'm the best ♪

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SundayWakeUp
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 11:20pm UTC

Maybe it is all a test.
So even though I feel like I'm the Worst,
I act like I'm the Best.
Oh No - Marina and the Diamonds

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 8:45pm UTC

Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes

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Bec*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 10:05pm UTC

Have you ever not liked anyone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all, then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kinda freeze and think
oh
oh no

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