So there's this really creepy guy that used to stalk my facebook until he found out that I don't like him and even though I haven't even made eye contact with him in like 3 or 4 months, he's telling people he still likes me and if anyone else asks me out, he'd fight them to win my love... GET THE HINT, DUDE! I DON'T LIKE YOOOOU!!!
FACTS ABOUT MORGAN FREEMAN: - Morgan Freeman cant be cloned because that would require unicorn tears - Morgan Freeman doesnt have s.ex; when he smiles a baby simply appears in a field of kittens - The first time Mirgan saw himself cry in the mirror, he became old and has stayed that way since - Morgan Freeman goes through 4 or 5 microphones a day because his voice turns them into bars of gold.
This is for your Tori10176, What is the difference between trampolines and babies? ...I take my shoes off before jumping on trampolines. What is the difference between a nice sports car and a pile of dead people? I don't have a nice sports car in my garage. What is the difference between babies and my delicates? ...I put my delicates in a littke bag before putting them in the washing machine. What is the difference between my pet cat and any child I have babysat for? ...My pet cat is still alive. Ouhh, guys these are all jokes! I have no intent of killing, jumping on, or putting children through washing machines.
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July 19, 2013 11:52am UTC
10 favorites (ahhh i hate picking favorites) • Favorite Color: Aqua • Favorite Food: pasta and tacos • Favorite Singer: Justin Bieber and Demi Lovato and Skilyr Hicks and Paul Thomas Mitchell • Favorite Show: Teen Wolf • Favorite Sport: Volleyball • Favorite Season: Fall • Favorite Day Of the Week: Not Monday • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Every kind put in one large bowl • Favorite Time of Day: 6 a.m. 9 currents • Current Mood: Bored • Current weather: sunny • Current Clothes: soffe shorts and powerhouse volleyball shirt • Current Computer: HP mini • Current Finger/Toenail Color: chipped • Current Time: 10:40 a.m. • Current Surroundings: My living room • Current Annoyance(s): Im fat so thats always a downer • Current Thought: I love Dylan O'Brien 8 Firsts • First Best Friend: What are friends • First crush this school year: Whats a crush mean • First word: Can i have some cake • First Pet: Parakeet • First Thing You Did Today: vaccumed my wall • First Thing You Ate Today: Chocolate • First School: ew 7 Lasts • Last Food Consumption: Chocolate • Last Car Ride: can't remember • Last Text Message: recieved:ohhhh • Last Movie Seen:Shes the man • Last Item Bought: Probably food of some sort • Last CD Played: Hannah Montatna • Last Website You Were On: A website to watch Teen Wolf online 6 Have You Evers • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Again i ask what are friends • Have You Ever Broken the Law: Theres a law? • Have You Ever Been Arrested: Like 7 times • Have You Ever Been on TV: Erryday •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: I have a phobia of glass doors • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: Yeah i got shingles 5 Places You've Been To • 1. My bathroom • 2. My livingroom • 3.Walmart • 4. McDonalds • 5. Illinois 4 Things • You're Wearing: wedding dress • You Did Last Night: Watched Teen Wolf • What Can You Hear Right Now: Nick Cannon and Mel B • You Can't Live Without: Oxygen and Food probably 3 People You Can Tell Anything To • 1.My fish 2. Dylan O'Brien • 3. Justin Bieber 2 Choices • 1. black or white: Gray • 2. hot or cold: warm with a hint of a breeze 1 Love • My one heart, my one life for sure let me tell ya one time girl i love girl i love you girl i love girl i love.