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FACTS ABOUT MORGAN FREEMAN:
- Morgan Freeman cant be cloned because that would require unicorn tears
- Morgan Freeman doesnt have s.ex; when he smiles a baby simply appears in a field of kittens
- The first time Mirgan saw himself cry in the mirror, he became old and has stayed that way since
-  Morgan Freeman goes through 4 or 5 microphones a day because his voice turns them into bars of gold.






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FACTS ABOUT MORGAN FREEMAN: - Morgan Freeman cant be cloned because

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