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  1. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2015 9:43am UTC
    I liked you better when we
    were young and you weren't bitchy.

  2. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 3:29pm UTC
    SPENT THE LAST 4 HOURS
    doing Shakespeare assignments ;; just asked my mother 'Hath dinner been readied?' accidentally.

  3. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 7:30am UTC
    does anyone else think that
    the Witty logo in the tab/link thingy
    looks like Harry Potter or-?

  4. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    Ohmygod. Has anyone noticed that knocking on someones door is basically
    punching their house until they let you in..

  5. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    This is for your Tori10176,
    What is the difference between trampolines and babies? ...I take my shoes off before jumping on trampolines.
    What is the difference between a nice sports car and a pile of dead people? I don't have a nice sports car in my garage.
    What is the difference between babies and my delicates? ...I put my delicates in a littke bag before putting them in the washing machine.
    What is the difference between my pet cat and any child I have babysat for? ...My pet cat is still alive.
    Ouhh, guys these are all jokes! I have no intent of killing, jumping on, or putting children through washing machines.

  6. PaytonSawyer PaytonSawyer
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 11:52am UTC
    10 favorites (ahhh i hate picking favorites)
    • Favorite Color: Aqua
    • Favorite Food: pasta and tacos
    • Favorite Singer: Justin Bieber and Demi Lovato and Skilyr Hicks and Paul Thomas Mitchell
    • Favorite Show: Teen Wolf
    • Favorite Sport: Volleyball
    • Favorite Season: Fall
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: Not Monday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Every kind put in one large bowl
    • Favorite Time of Day: 6 a.m.
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: Bored
    • Current weather: sunny
    • Current Clothes: soffe shorts and powerhouse volleyball shirt
    • Current Computer: HP mini
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: chipped
    • Current Time: 10:40 a.m.
    • Current Surroundings: My living room
    • Current Annoyance(s): Im fat so thats always a downer
    • Current Thought: I love Dylan O'Brien
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: What are friends
    • First crush this school year: Whats a crush mean
    • First word: Can i have some cake
    • First Pet: Parakeet
    • First Thing You Did Today: vaccumed my wall
    • First Thing You Ate Today: Chocolate
    • First School: ew
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: Chocolate
    • Last Car Ride: can't remember
    • Last Text Message: recieved:ohhhh
    • Last Movie Seen:Shes the man
    • Last Item Bought: Probably food of some sort
    • Last CD Played: Hannah Montatna
    • Last Website You Were On: A website to watch Teen Wolf online
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Again i ask what are friends
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: Theres a law?
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: Like 7 times
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: Erryday
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: I have a phobia of glass doors
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: Yeah i got shingles
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. My bathroom
    • 2. My livingroom
    • 3.Walmart
    • 4. McDonalds
    • 5. Illinois
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing: wedding dress
    • You Did Last Night: Watched Teen Wolf
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: Nick Cannon and Mel B
    • You Can't Live Without: Oxygen and Food probably
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • 1.My fish
    2. Dylan O'Brien
    • 3. Justin Bieber
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white: Gray
    • 2. hot or cold: warm with a hint of a breeze
    1 Love
    • My one heart, my one life for sure let me tell ya one time girl i love girl i love you girl i love girl i love.

  7. Sandie Sandie
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 11:04am UTC
    FACTS ABOUT MORGAN FREEMAN:
    - Morgan Freeman cant be cloned because that would require unicorn tears
    - Morgan Freeman doesnt have s.ex; when he smiles a baby simply appears in a field of kittens
    - The first time Mirgan saw himself cry in the mirror, he became old and has stayed that way since
    - Morgan Freeman goes through 4 or 5 microphones a day because his voice turns them into bars of gold.

  8. Sandie Sandie
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    Me: Exercise
    Me: Exercis
    Me: Exerci
    Me: Exerc
    Me: Exer
    Me: Exe
    Me: Ex
    Me: Extra fries

  9. factsandstuff factsandstuff
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    When Witty doesn't let you comment <<<<

  10. factsandstuff factsandstuff
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 12:37am UTC
    I guess I'm just not good enough for anyone....

  11. SayNoToGnomes SayNoToGnomes
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 5:40am UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Wh**re,
    You're at school, not Jersey Shore,
    Twinkle Twinkle, Little Wh**re,
    Please shut your legs, it's not a door.

  12. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    So there's this really creepy guy that used to stalk my facebook until he found out that I don't like him and even though I haven't even made eye contact with him in like 3 or 4 months, he's telling people he still likes me and if anyone else asks me out, he'd fight them to win my love...
    GET THE HINT, DUDE! I DON'T LIKE YOOOOU!!!

  13. ImNotNormal ImNotNormal
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    That fairly Odd parents episode where Vicky kidnaps and forces marriage to Chip Skylark is what I would've done if it was One Direction........

  14. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 1:50am UTC
    Could I just trade my face in for a new one?

  15. ImNotNormal ImNotNormal
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    Is it weird that I cry when I see Niall and food? .__.

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