This is for your Tori10176, What is the difference between trampolines and babies? ...I take my shoes off before jumping on trampolines. What is the difference between a nice sports car and a pile of dead people? I don't have a nice sports car in my garage. What is the difference between babies and my delicates? ...I put my delicates in a littke bag before putting them in the washing machine. What is the difference between my pet cat and any child I have babysat for? ...My pet cat is still alive. Ouhh, guys these are all jokes! I have no intent of killing, jumping on, or putting children through washing machines.
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July 19, 2013 11:52am UTC
10 favorites (ahhh i hate picking favorites) • Favorite Color: Aqua • Favorite Food: pasta and tacos • Favorite Singer: Justin Bieber and Demi Lovato and Skilyr Hicks and Paul Thomas Mitchell • Favorite Show: Teen Wolf • Favorite Sport: Volleyball • Favorite Season: Fall • Favorite Day Of the Week: Not Monday • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Every kind put in one large bowl • Favorite Time of Day: 6 a.m. 9 currents • Current Mood: Bored • Current weather: sunny • Current Clothes: soffe shorts and powerhouse volleyball shirt • Current Computer: HP mini • Current Finger/Toenail Color: chipped • Current Time: 10:40 a.m. • Current Surroundings: My living room • Current Annoyance(s): Im fat so thats always a downer • Current Thought: I love Dylan O'Brien 8 Firsts • First Best Friend: What are friends • First crush this school year: Whats a crush mean • First word: Can i have some cake • First Pet: Parakeet • First Thing You Did Today: vaccumed my wall • First Thing You Ate Today: Chocolate • First School: ew 7 Lasts • Last Food Consumption: Chocolate • Last Car Ride: can't remember • Last Text Message: recieved:ohhhh • Last Movie Seen:Shes the man • Last Item Bought: Probably food of some sort • Last CD Played: Hannah Montatna • Last Website You Were On: A website to watch Teen Wolf online 6 Have You Evers • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Again i ask what are friends • Have You Ever Broken the Law: Theres a law? • Have You Ever Been Arrested: Like 7 times • Have You Ever Been on TV: Erryday •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: I have a phobia of glass doors • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: Yeah i got shingles 5 Places You've Been To • 1. My bathroom • 2. My livingroom • 3.Walmart • 4. McDonalds • 5. Illinois 4 Things • You're Wearing: wedding dress • You Did Last Night: Watched Teen Wolf • What Can You Hear Right Now: Nick Cannon and Mel B • You Can't Live Without: Oxygen and Food probably 3 People You Can Tell Anything To • 1.My fish 2. Dylan O'Brien • 3. Justin Bieber 2 Choices • 1. black or white: Gray • 2. hot or cold: warm with a hint of a breeze 1 Love • My one heart, my one life for sure let me tell ya one time girl i love girl i love you girl i love girl i love.
FACTS ABOUT MORGAN FREEMAN: - Morgan Freeman cant be cloned because that would require unicorn tears - Morgan Freeman doesnt have s.ex; when he smiles a baby simply appears in a field of kittens - The first time Mirgan saw himself cry in the mirror, he became old and has stayed that way since - Morgan Freeman goes through 4 or 5 microphones a day because his voice turns them into bars of gold.
So there's this really creepy guy that used to stalk my facebook until he found out that I don't like him and even though I haven't even made eye contact with him in like 3 or 4 months, he's telling people he still likes me and if anyone else asks me out, he'd fight them to win my love... GET THE HINT, DUDE! I DON'T LIKE YOOOOU!!!