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This is for your Tori10176, What is the difference between trampolines and babies? ...I take my shoes off before jumping on trampolines. What is the difference between a nice sports car and a pile of dead people? I don't have a nice sports car in my garage. What is the difference between babies and my delicates? ...I put my delicates in a littke bag before putting them in the washing machine. What is the difference between my pet cat and any child I have babysat for? ...My pet cat is still alive. Ouhh, guys these are all jokes! I have no intent of killing, jumping on, or putting children through washing machines.
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This is for your Tori10176, What is the difference between trampolines

7 faves · Oct 26, 2013 4:54pm

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kidding · babies · antijokes · noreally · nobutreally · justforlaughs · funny