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  1. pikachu-farts* pikachu-farts*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 1:07pm UTC
    ~hells yeah pointless birthday quote~

  2. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 6:48pm UTC
    i wanna know what goes through a boy's mind when he's falling for a girl.
     

  3. AlwaysxAxDreamer AlwaysxAxDreamer
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 1:12am UTC
    So I've come to the realization that we all go through those really embarrassing fazes that just make us do this full-body cringe and we all seem to think that we're in our prime right now and we're done with our fazes when the truth of the matter is that we could be right in the middle of a horrifying faze right now and not even know it.

  4. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    This is for your Tori10176,
    What is the difference between trampolines and babies? ...I take my shoes off before jumping on trampolines.
    What is the difference between a nice sports car and a pile of dead people? I don't have a nice sports car in my garage.
    What is the difference between babies and my delicates? ...I put my delicates in a littke bag before putting them in the washing machine.
    What is the difference between my pet cat and any child I have babysat for? ...My pet cat is still alive.
    Ouhh, guys these are all jokes! I have no intent of killing, jumping on, or putting children through washing machines.

  5. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    that terrifying feeling when you are
    finsihing a book and there aren't enough pages left for all of the things that need to happen.

  7. br0kendreams br0kendreams
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    hi ... i exist too ..
    .

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