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kowhyda*
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April 12, 2014 7:14pm UTC

To the people who think getting compliments is 'oh em gee so awks lol' because you don't know how to respond, there's this phrase called 'thank you'. Maybe try using it sometime?

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Shelley♥*
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December 9, 2013 1:11pm UTC

whats with the rhyming mcdonalds adds

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caoimhs289
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November 27, 2013 1:40pm UTC

"Fire door, must be kept locked at all times."Locked? LOCKED? What use is a locked door in event of a fire?

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Blurryface*
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August 21, 2013 10:01pm UTC

This is gospel for the fallen ones
Locked away in permanent slumber
Assembling their philosophies
From pieces of broken memories

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Amenah
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July 31, 2013 11:45pm UTC

If you try to cheer me up
after I've had a bad day by saying that the sun might be having a
bad day and yet it still decided to shine for me, I will take that as
you referring to me as a giant ball of burning gas.
Do not refer to me as a giant ball of burning gas, please.
It does not make me feel any better.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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June 28, 2013 8:13pm UTC

If Mickey's a mouse, and Minnie's a mouse, and Donald's a duck, and Daisy and Goofy, if they're all animals and they can talk, why is Pluto just a f/cking dog? Did they just forget to anthropomorphize him, or worse, is Mickey keeping a mentally handicapped dude as a pet?

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 4:23pm UTC

What if we're actually all living in a dream
And when we fall asleep
We enter this crazy world that doesn't make any sense
And that is our actual reality but our brains just won't accept it

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ToriRox16
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 9:47pm UTC

my favorite part of Twilight?
the ending credits.

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ToriRox16
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 12:15am UTC

Witty, you can't control my life.
I can make my own decisions.
>>>> I'm going to bed

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nemosfishtank
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 12:49pm UTC

I saw an episode of CSI where this
guy was hiding in this girls attic, then
he killed her just cause he was stalking
Nick Stokes (one of the CSI's),
& and now i'm scared cause
my attic is suddenly looking
real creepy.

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eve123
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 6:24pm UTC

WHO SAYS,
WHO SAYS YOU'RE NOT
PERFECT?
WHO SAYS
YOU'RE NOT
WORTH IT?

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ToriRox16
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 7:06pm UTC

"there's a place downtown where the freaks hang out"
wow, ke$ha, thanks for writing a song about my school.<3

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yourcool
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February 21, 2013 1:53am UTC

"tired" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore.
it's just an inerent part of my personality at this point.

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