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  1. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2014 6:19pm UTC
    Kelsey: You're a prep Veronica.Me: How am I a prep?Kelly: how are you not a prep?

  2. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2014 2:43pm UTC
    Me: This is my fourth cookie
    James: Who broke up with you??

  3. PrettyAnonymous* PrettyAnonymous*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 8:26am UTC
    LUNCH
    My bestfriend in life...
    Format credit to OnceUponAMidSummerMorning

  4. Kira♥* Kira♥*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 12:04pm UTC
    *breakfast*
    mum: what do you want for dinner?
    *lunch*
    mum: any ideas for dinner?
    *dinner*
    mum: so, for dinner tomorrow...
    YAY PIZZA FOR DINNER

  5. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 5:06pm UTC
    At lunch today, my kind of crush (aka skilletbiscuits crush) was standing in the lunch line with me.
    Him: Hey, Catherine.
    Me: Hey Matthew. Did you get a haircut?
    Him: Yeah.
    Me: I like it.
    Him: *blushes* My dad always does it, but he cuts it too short.
    Me: Well, I like it. It looks good on you.
    Him: Thanks!
    Him: *blushes*
    Him: *smiles*
    Me: *smiles back*
    Him: *blushes then looks away then back at me*
    I think he might like me, but I can't be sure (lol).

  6. nevergrowup89 nevergrowup89
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 8:15pm UTC
    J: So he's not coming back?
    C: No he's going to online school.
    J: I don't believe you
    Me: No, really he's gone.
    J: You're wrong!
    Me: I swear on my grandfather's grave, he is going to online school.
    A: Holly, shut up. You would probably kill your grandpa just to prove a point.
    Me: MY GRANDPA IS DEAD, A$$HOLE.
    A: *laughs* Wow, nailed that one!

  7. Chaos* Chaos*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 2:59pm UTC
    Chad: - So, why did you go to school anyway?
    Kurt: - For lunch.

  8. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 5:53pm UTC
    My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called Lunch.

  9. lostindaydream lostindaydream
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 9:29pm UTC
    Today at lunch:
    Me: Oh no! My sandwhich is falling apart ... like my life ...

  10. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 4:21pm UTC
    I was at lunch a few weeks ago, and I was sitting with my friend, and these sixth graders (sitting diagonally from us at another table) were being really loud and annoying. At one point, one of the sixth grade boys laughed at the top of his lungs, like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" so my friend just turned around and went "HAHAHAHASHUTTHEFUCKUP." It worked.

  11. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    Girls behind my table at lunch: Oh my god! He is sooo cute, I cant take it!
    Girls at my table: Ok. So if the the world were to end right now. Like in school and everything goes to s**t, who would you kill first and with what weapon?

  12. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    Sylvia: Maddy, is that a red velvet cupcake?
    Me: Actually no, I dyed it with the blood of my enemies.
    Maddy: *gives me a look* Yeah, it's red velvet.
    Me: No, I sacrificed my enemies to Satan then used their blood to make this cupcake.
    Maddy: *starts laughing* oh my god Jillian shut up.

  13. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    So today I destroyed an orange clementine (happy now Maddy?) at lunch.
    I just stabbed it repeatedly with a fork until it was a ball of mush and juice.
    My friends all thought it was just me being my weird self, but I was
    honestly just getting out all my anger.
    At this point, I've just given up trying to be normal.

  14. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 8:12am UTC
    I refuse to wake up
    before normal people are eating their lunch.

  15. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    BLOG
    Happy Halloween to you all!
    So I know I haven't blogged in a while cuz nothing really happened. Over the weekend I got to meet jack white from the white stripes at his recording studio, he even signed my book for school. So x and I hadn't talked at lunch for two weeks or so but on Tuesday that changed. We had texted Sunday night and everything was cool. Monday was OK we only talked I'm bio like we had been for the past two weeks. During the day though we had made awkward eye contact a couple of times. On Tuesday we made awkward eye contact like 5 times, and after having another one at lunch he came over and talked. Yesterday he came over again and we talked for the whole time at lunch. in elgish thismoring i had a grammar test and x and i turned in are tests at the same time, like always. towards the end of the class he turned arounf\d and stared at me i was really confused untill i realised that he had never seen me with makeup on.Today he came over again today and omehow my friend and x and i were talking and got to the point of sarcastily "YOU WANNA GO!" shouting. x grabbed my hand and put it on his chest and was shouting at my friend see she has to told me back and this point i hit him in the stoumach with my free hand but was really fun. my friend couldnt stop saying how beautiful i looked today because i actually wore makeup and it was kinda getting annoying but its fun to change things up now and then. was like, " if i was a lesbian i would go for you man!" two more of my friends said this to and i broke out laughing. at the end of lunch x comented on my outgoigness because im usually really quite. in religion we slipt onto little groups to do questions from our books and as soon as our teachwer staopped talking x said my name and i already knew he ment hey i wanna be in a group with you! it only lasted a copuple of minutes but it was fun. in bio we had a lab to do and i was with my friends\ who sits behind me as always. before class though x asked m about my eating nd i had to explane how i dont have food at home that i can bring to school and he was like, then let me buy you food!, but i was like no. you will not buy me food. whn class started there were two stations set up because we had to fill tubes with chemichals and the whole class crowded around them. somehow x managed to get next to me t both of the stations and "needed my heklp" to tie off a plastic tube thingy.after class the tree of us were alking and h asked me if he should be superman tonight( for halloween duh) and in my head i was like" no bbut you could me my man" but i jmust said you dont have a costume yet? he went to chack if he made the bbal team after class and i could tell by the look on his face going back to his locker that he didnt make it.
    tonight i get to scare the crap out of small children by wearing all black and hiding in the bushes next to my front door, and screeaming at people. afte that im going to watch the walking dead with my sister.my friends said i lived to far away for them to come to my house ut yet its not to far away for me to go to their houses, idk so im gonna be alone tongight but thats ok i guess.

  16. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    Dear lunch table,
    Thank you for teasing me all luch period.
    Sincerely,
    I don't like him and will not ask him to homecoming:)

  17. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    ALWAYS JOIN CLUBS BRO
    ALWAYS
    ALWAYS
    HARRY POTTER
    YES
    I WATCHED HARRY POTTER
    DURING LUNCH
    BAM BAM
    BOOM BOOM
    IN YOUR FACE
    MUAHAHAHAA

  18. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    BLOG
    i just blogged and it said that it posted but i guess not so my day in a nutshell to satisfy u guys cuz it took way to long to wright it.
    it was costume day and he was jack skellington. he had a litle bit of his hair peek out of th bottom of his hat and it wa really sexy
    we are always mirrioing each other when ever i look up
    we 9/10 times finnish tests/quize at the same time
    we talked at lunch
    he attemted to put on my jacket and it smells like him now <3
    he stoll more gum from me i think ill take it out and hide it tommorrow
    he keeps grabbing my backpack when he sees me in the hallway
    he talks to me first then goes to his guy friends
    fter school he had weight training
    then he came and sat with 2 of his girl friends( notice 2 words not 1)
    he invited me over to talk with them
    he gave up his seat in the bench when i told him i was tired
    i didnt sit down cuz or even something that small i dont want to discomfort people
    he demanded that i sit down
    i still didnt do it
    when one of the girls left he asked me to sit down again his time patting the cement beside him.
    i sat down but not right next to him, as much as i would have loved to i didnt idk y
    we talked about lotr
    when the girl left he went to go play bball with a friend
    and he asked me if i would like to join them
    i told him i would if i wasnt so tired then i went and slept on a bench
    if u have any questions about detail feel free to ask

  19. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    Today at lunch:
    Random girl in our group:
    Who wants to go to a party instead of homecoming?
    Me:
    I'm going to be a zombie, so I'm good!
    My guy friend:
    Unless you get asked to homecoming.
    Me:
    Ya. But the chances of that happening is like 1 to a billion!
    My guy friend:
    So am I that one than?
    Me:
    Ya, like you'd ask me to homecoming!
    My guy friend:
    I was thinking about asking you.
    Me:
    :O
    *Thinks: OML! Please!*
    lol yep that happened....

  20. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    So I was in luch today and I have the early lunch with the juniors and the tech and dual enrolment kids so it was great for like the first month because I had like a perfect view of the really hot junior that i was friends with when we were like 3 and 5 BUT NOOO we got a new girl right and she sits in the absolute worst spot for me because now I can't see him and dear jesus why.

:)

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