Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Best Late Quotes This Year

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    I hate when I walk into class late and everyone stares at me like I killed
    two people when I obviously killed seven.

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    u just dont ask someone with winged eyeliner why they are late for something

  3. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    Sometimes we don't notice how sad people are
    because the saddest people are used to the sadness
    and they are so good at hiding it
    they hope someone will notice
    but sometimes by the time someone notices it's too late

  4. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 5:28am UTC
    Late night
    conversations
    make you
    learn a lot
    about people.

  5. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 2:36am UTC
    that amazing moment
    when you run into class late and the teacher still isn't there.

  6. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    "why are you awake at three in the morning"
    asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

  7. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:36am UTC
    How come you never notice what’s important until it’s too late?

  8. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    Ooh, im late to class
    please look at me like i killed 5 people .

  9. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    According to Astronomy, when
    you wish upon a star, you're actually
    a few million years too late.
    The star is dead.
    Just like your dreams

  10. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    Oh, I'm a few minutes late?
    Please, stare at me like I just killed five people.

  11. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    Me: It's late, I should go to bed.
    Him: Wait.
    Me: What?
    Him: Just... just stay on the phone for a few more minutes. I finally have you back. I love the sound of your voice even if you're so far away. I need you and I love you and just please don't go just yet.

  12. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
    -Henny Youngman

  13. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    It's the late night conversations that really bond two people together.

  14. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    when i'm shopping
    me: hmm, let me see
    me: too ugly for that
    me: too beautiful for that

  15. PinkPenguins PinkPenguins
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    Dad: GET UP, you'll be late for school get out of bed NOW
    Me: I can't get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me
    as one of their own and if I leave now I may loose their trust.
    Dad: You what?

  16. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    Kiss
    Me
    Hard
    Before
    You
    Go
    ♥SummerTimeSadness♥

  17. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    No such thing as late:
    Destiny picks its own time

  18. *Dirtbag* *Dirtbag*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    Even if I say It'll be alright Still I hear you say You want to end your life

  19. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    How my mornings go:
    Me: *wakes up*
    Me: OMG IT'S 7:30 I'M GONNA BE LATE!
    Me: *Goes back to sleep*

  20. Just an average kid* Just an average kid*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    *Me showing up to class a few minutes late*
    Teacher: You're late.
    Me: A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early....

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles