July Quotes

nicole🌹*
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July 13, 2014 2:13pm UTC

That moment when you realize it's July

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lemon.cake*
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July 4, 2014 4:20pm UTC

Kids in my school celebrating the 4th of July but didn't pass the US regents.
But that's none of my business
But Happy 4th of July!

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Raven*
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June 6, 2014 6:10pm UTC

you're like july
no class

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CatchYourPandas
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December 21, 2013 8:18pm UTC

i hate how you cant buy some candies during some parts of the year like what
if i want candy corn in january or
maybe candy canes in july u feel me

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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August 19, 2013 10:14pm UTC

LOL.
SCHOOL CAN'T HAVE STARTED FOR SOME PEOPLE. IT'S STILL, PROBABLY, LIKE JULY.

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YouNeedALifeBruv*
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August 17, 2013 9:46am UTC

June July September
Woohoo schools out bitaches Where did half of my Summer go ? I dont want to go back to school D: ...

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DeathOfASon
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August 3, 2013 1:38am UTC

i swear July only lasted 3 minutes

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capsized*
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August 1, 2013 3:02pm UTC

Where the f×ck did July go pretty sure it was 2003 ten hours ago

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emilygm*
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July 29, 2013 2:35pm UTC

I've been practicing tap all day but I have to practice in my garage and I live in Florida and it's July.
...Is this what suffocation feels like??

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purdygirl
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July 26, 2013 2:24am UTC

Okay but my local radio station
is playing Christmas music
for Christmas in July
and that makes me strangely happy.

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purdygirl
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July 14, 2013 11:25pm UTC

My parents bought school supplies today which angers me for literally 3 reasons
1- It's July motherf//ucker.
2- I want to be the one to pick my sh//it because you're going to pick sh//it I will hate.
3- We haven't even gotten our school supllies lists yet wtf.

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SisiAdelia
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July 11, 2013 11:55am UTC

Me: It's too hot!
Me: *opens window*
In comes
20 flies,
8 spiders,
17 daddy long legs,
50 moths,
3 dragons, and
12 Jehovah's witnesses

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Moonchild_69
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July 6, 2013 1:28am UTC

My whole week is thrown off. I thought today was Saturday but tomorrow is Saturday...

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Omniscient
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July 5, 2013 11:10am UTC

I'm reviewing the Fourth of July quotes that I didn't see yesterday.
Wow . . just . . wow.
It's a bit too much.
Here's my logic : If we Brits were nice to you, there would be no America.

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coco7*
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July 5, 2013 1:44am UTC

So, my sister and I were watching fireworks at our local Fairgrounds when I felt something hit my shoulder. It stung, I looked around, but there wasn't hardly anyone around and my sister was in the car already. We needed to leave to I grabbed whatever it was that hit me and hopped in the car. Inside I turned on the lights and here it was part of a firework...I guess I got a front row view to the fireworks this year! Happy 4th Of July, everyone!!

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Aurora876
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July 4, 2013 9:27pm UTC

I put sunscreen on, I swear,
The sun just finds ways around it

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lemon.cake*
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July 4, 2013 6:59pm UTC

I'll take my heart into battle
Give that freedom bell a rattle
Get my Independence signed
Declare it on the dotted line
Let Philadelphia freedom ring
and patriotic voices sing
red, white, and blue never give up
you represent America!

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永久*
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July 4, 2013 8:16am UTC

Happy July the Fourth :)

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TheGirlWhoLived
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July 4, 2013 1:49am UTC

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY

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lol876
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July 3, 2013 11:53pm UTC

Yay I cant wait for the
fireworks!

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