July Quotes

TheGirlWhoLived
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July 2, 2013 9:04pm UTC

A haiku about July
what is this
it's already july
what the fxck

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SisiAdelia
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July 2, 2013 3:31pm UTC

Dear people in my fuucking neighborhood,
It is NOT fourth of July yet,
So ya'll should calm down with your fireworks.
Love,
Your sleep-deprived, grumpy neighbor

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greyskies
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July 1, 2013 12:02pm UTC

Guys, we're halfway thru 2013.
Wut.
When did this happen?

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DakkyDukky
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June 30, 2013 2:08am UTC

Oh god I am so happy right now. Can't wait to see him.

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Shorty_Helps
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June 26, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Okay, I know this sounds weird, but I'm not a very good host to when it comes to having friends over. Whenever I go to friends' houses I always have fun and we go swimming or watch movies in their big basements or jump on the trampoline. Well I don't have that and I'm having four girls over night on Saturday! How am i supposed to entertain them after we go to the fireworks?! We have a volleyball net I guess.. but still! Help me witty!

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DeathOfASon
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May 29, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Summer ;*

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RingoStar
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March 20, 2013 12:10pm UTC

Forever alone calendar 2013
Just Me January
Friend Zoned February
No Match March
All Alone April
Manless May
Just Give Up June
Just A Dream July
All By Myself August
Sleep Alone September
Outnumbered by Couples October
No Boyfriend November
Don't Date December

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