Best July Quotes Today

RingoStar
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March 20, 2013 12:10pm UTC

Forever alone calendar 2013
Just Me January
Friend Zoned February
No Match March
All Alone April
Manless May
Just Give Up June
Just A Dream July
All By Myself August
Sleep Alone September
Outnumbered by Couples October
No Boyfriend November
Don't Date December

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greyskies
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July 1, 2013 12:02pm UTC

Guys, we're halfway thru 2013.
Wut.
When did this happen?

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emilygm*
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July 29, 2013 2:35pm UTC

I've been practicing tap all day but I have to practice in my garage and I live in Florida and it's July.
...Is this what suffocation feels like??

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SisiAdelia
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July 11, 2013 11:55am UTC

Me: It's too hot!
Me: *opens window*
In comes
20 flies,
8 spiders,
17 daddy long legs,
50 moths,
3 dragons, and
12 Jehovah's witnesses

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Raven*
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June 6, 2014 6:10pm UTC

you're like july
no class

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CatchYourPandas
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December 21, 2013 8:18pm UTC

i hate how you cant buy some candies during some parts of the year like what
if i want candy corn in january or
maybe candy canes in july u feel me

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nicole🌹*
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July 13, 2014 2:13pm UTC

That moment when you realize it's July

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DeathOfASon
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August 3, 2013 1:38am UTC

i swear July only lasted 3 minutes

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永久*
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July 4, 2013 8:16am UTC

Happy July the Fourth :)

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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August 19, 2013 10:14pm UTC

LOL.
SCHOOL CAN'T HAVE STARTED FOR SOME PEOPLE. IT'S STILL, PROBABLY, LIKE JULY.

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Shorty_Helps
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June 26, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Okay, I know this sounds weird, but I'm not a very good host to when it comes to having friends over. Whenever I go to friends' houses I always have fun and we go swimming or watch movies in their big basements or jump on the trampoline. Well I don't have that and I'm having four girls over night on Saturday! How am i supposed to entertain them after we go to the fireworks?! We have a volleyball net I guess.. but still! Help me witty!

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capsized*
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August 1, 2013 3:02pm UTC

Where the f×ck did July go pretty sure it was 2003 ten hours ago

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coco7*
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July 5, 2013 1:44am UTC

So, my sister and I were watching fireworks at our local Fairgrounds when I felt something hit my shoulder. It stung, I looked around, but there wasn't hardly anyone around and my sister was in the car already. We needed to leave to I grabbed whatever it was that hit me and hopped in the car. Inside I turned on the lights and here it was part of a firework...I guess I got a front row view to the fireworks this year! Happy 4th Of July, everyone!!

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TheGirlWhoLived
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July 2, 2013 9:04pm UTC

A haiku about July
what is this
it's already july
what the fxck

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TheGirlWhoLived
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July 4, 2013 1:49am UTC

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY

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SisiAdelia
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July 2, 2013 3:31pm UTC

Dear people in my fuucking neighborhood,
It is NOT fourth of July yet,
So ya'll should calm down with your fireworks.
Love,
Your sleep-deprived, grumpy neighbor

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