Imsostupid Quotes

Fat Amy*
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April 23, 2015 10:05pm UTC

I held your hand, and I regret it because you held mine back

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Vinita*
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November 11, 2013 5:43pm UTC

One time I accidentally tried to call my dad using a remote control

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SkittlesGirl
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November 8, 2013 1:54pm UTC

He lied, I believed and now I'm broken while he doesn't even know what he has done. And now my heart feels like its going to be out in any second... I just want to die..

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 7, 2013 5:34pm UTC

humpty dumpty had a terrible summer but he had a great fall
hahhahhahahha
pls don't judge me

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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October 6, 2013 12:09am UTC

You don't have any idea what you are missing
Until it is gone.
Hope she realizes how sorry I am
I just wanted her to ignore him.
Nothing more,
Nothing less.
I feel like the worst person in the world again
Cause I've lost yet another friend in my life.
I loose everyone.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Algebra
Teacher: In this kind of equation, you can't get rid of an ex.
Me: *dies laughing*
This is an accurate description of how lame my sense of humour is.

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The Ukrainian Chick*
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August 28, 2013 1:54am UTC

2013 just started and t here are four months left until 2014 did I really just spend eight months so far doing nothing productive and not realize this

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Leslie and Alli *
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August 27, 2013 10:06pm UTC

im so stupid!
i let myself get hurt
again

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Hale_Storm18
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August 13, 2013 2:14pm UTC

So, I was talking to my friend about how I don't like my school and he was
like, "You should transfer to Nashua North. It'd be cool to have you here." and I told him that I didn't like people from New Hampshire and then I realized that I was talking to someone who lives in New Hampshire and wow I'm an idiot.

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flyingbacon7
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August 9, 2013 12:40pm UTC

Last night
I thought there was a monster in my closet
Because I heard a loud banging noise
And I was freaked out
So I grabbed a baseball bat
And I was really scared
And I slowly opened my closet door
And realized I accidentally locked out my small Weiner dog in the closet

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DeathOfASon
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August 4, 2013 11:08pm UTC

please find me attractive i will pay you

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dumb_blonde1998
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July 30, 2013 11:59pm UTC

I didn't think I could be replaced that quickly.

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永久*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 6:23am UTC

OMG GUYS.
Yesterday was my best friend forever's birthday BUT I FORGOT TO WISH HER! Today is another of my best friend's birthday but I have no idea HOW to wish her!!
Gosh, I feel so guilty and want to just hide in a black hole :(

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lilster62
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May 5, 2013 2:11am UTC

*talking to self*
Me: I'm gonna tall to my crush today. But I don't know what to say.
Me: it will be alright
Me: I'm scared
Me: be brave
Me: I can't
Me: yeah you can
Me: whatever
Me: you can do this
Me: I caaann... but will I?
Me: if you don't, I will.
Me: It doesn't work that way
Me: it does in my world. Mwahahahahahaha.
(Actual conversation with myself)

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TheDysfunctional
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April 9, 2013 8:53pm UTC

I just realized on the 'Hot Buns' commercial they yell,
"Don't bust your buns!"
hahah

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the_real_me1998
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March 24, 2013 6:17pm UTC

Why? Why would I want to know about your new girlfriend? Why?

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HometownHero
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 12:45am UTC

Are u in love with me? no??
*slides u a chocolate pudding*
how about now?

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ashley012
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 11:53pm UTC

5 more days. It would be our 1 year. 5, i just had to mess everything up, exactly 3 months today. If i hadnt listen to everyone else. Theres a chance we could still be together. A chance we'd be together on January 31, 2013. I chance I'd be happy. A chance my smile doesn't have to be fake. There'd be more hope in me. Less burden in me, I wouldn't keep things held inside. I would actually enjoy being home alone. I wouldnt cry when I'm alone. The only time I know no ones watching. If it wasn't for me O wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for me, I would be happy in 5 days. If it wasn't for me I'd have you, you'd be with me. But hey everything happens for a reason.

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