*talking to self*
Me: I'm gonna tall to my crush today. But I don't know what to
say.
Me: it will be alright
Me: I'm scared
Me: be brave
Me: I can't
Me: yeah you can
Me: whatever
Me: you can do this
Me: I caaann... but will I?
Me: if you don't, I will.
Me: It doesn't work that way
Me: it does in my world. Mwahahahahahaha.
(Actual conversation with myself)