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hiimawkward247*
posted a quote
October 5, 2014 11:49pm UTC

Wishful thinking leads to a very real heartbreak.

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Goose
posted a quote
September 30, 2014 5:08pm UTC

Yep.
WHALERUS.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 3:48pm UTC

I had a lot of anxiety last night
and in the morning, and I finally
calmed myself down enough
to make it through my driving
test. Well, up until I missed a
turn, then I became a complete
wreck. I ended up failing my test
for the second time. Not because
I missed the turn, the instructor
was really nice about that, but
because when I became a
complete wreck, I was too busy
panicking and being nervous to
actually concentrate and I pulled
into the wrong lane when I was
going back into the DMV. I basically
passed the whole test, made it back
to the parking lot, and then failed.
This is an accurate description on
how everything in my life goes.

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motz_ztom*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 5:32am UTC

I'd been too caught up in my own self-loathing to see the young man who loved me more than anyone ever could.

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 8:25pm UTC

these are the poems i finally had the courage to post... so ya here you go
"My Suicide Notes"
i come to u in pieces
so u can make me whole
i feel 6 feet under
like im living in a hole
i try to do my best
but just cant get things right
maybe im just not worth it
just here a pitiful sight
i feel so worthless
i feel so abused
i feel so angry
so tired and confused
should i just give it up
i really hate my life
theres something up my sleeves
because the only relief is the knife
i learned from many others
that depression is a war
u win or die while trying
most never get that far
im gonna keep on trying
to do the best
i can will hold my head up high
ill be strong just like a man
im lost inside my head
like im traveling through a maze
im stuck at the dead ends
and dont know to go which way
im tired of being misunderstood
im tired of being the mistake
im not that weird, give me a chance
im done trying to be a fake
i hid my secrets
i hid my tears
i hid myself
my pains and fears
no one gets me
they all just stare
they think im a freak
that i dont belong there
the longer i am here
the more i dont belong
how will i heal
if i cant even stay strong
how can i be happy
if everyone breaks me down
i know im a fighter
but im about to drown
i dont want to give up
but what is there to do
if nobody cares to help
nope not even you
im sorry this had to happen
at least that it happend this way
im sorry that ur crying
i just couldnt bare to stay ....
i love you
i really do
and i hope someday when you see me again
that you will love me back too....

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hungary
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 7:42am UTC

ADMIN

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 11:13pm UTC

Yes I'm one of those people
that have the uncanny ability
to cut crooked with a
straight edge paper cutter.

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nova ♥*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 11:58pm UTC

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"Are you implying that I'm Satan?"
This is how I lost the cute boy that hit on me at the movies.
What was I thinking?

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 12:42am UTC

Dear butterflies,
when you're nervous, do you get humans in your stomach?
my quote <3

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 11:37pm UTC

*Getting ready for a party*
Friend: Omg is my makeup okay?
Me: Well you have some face on your foundation.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 10:38am UTC

So I was in an ice cream place with my brother and my cousins and I was talking about how I have an irrational issue with NH and then I realized that I was in New Hampshire and someone please hit me with a shovel.

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 10:50pm UTC

So...I hear you like bad girls.
Well, not to brag but, I'm bad!
...at everything.

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DreamAbovetheStars
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 1:29am UTC

and now I'm laughing like an idiot because my brother
brought home a puzzzle of a brain and I picked up a piece
and said "I've got a piece of mind"

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What_I_Really_Think
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Whenever I don't know
who I am or what I'm doing with life
I end up changing my hair drastically...

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fruitsbasket
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Wanna hear something pathetic?
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I can't remember my OWN cell-phone number.

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ForeverandAlways121513
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 10:31pm UTC

When he sees my witty, and still doesn't UNDERSTAND

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ForeverandAlways121513
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 10:03pm UTC

Stupid girl. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

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Kamileon
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 11:32pm UTC

It's when you argue with yourself on the internet that they all begin to worry...

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scared_scarred
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Highlight if you want to read it.
I miss you so much. I'm so sorry Ana_is_me.
I hate myself so much.

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KT_143
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:47pm UTC

Me: I'm less social than a potatoe.
Friend: I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a potatoe. How can they be social if they are inanimate objects.
Me: It was supposed to be a joke. . .
Friend: What?
Me: What. . .
Friend:
Me:
Social Potatoe:
Teachers:
Me: Well I tried.

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