Ihavenolife Quotes

Goose
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October 7, 2014 12:21am UTC

I can't sleep, so I'm just going to stay up and stalk Witty.

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Goose
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September 21, 2014 11:22pm UTC

Me:*logs onto Witty**sees there are no new notifications**sobs uncontrollably into hands*

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ButterflyCourtney
posted a quote
September 4, 2014 10:29pm UTC

All my friends have boyfriends and Im just sitting here like I have Netflix and food

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Apologetic*
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February 2, 2014 4:44pm UTC

the girl at the ice cream store was a cutie ;-; whyyyyy.

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hope*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 11:57am UTC

i've been coming on this website since 2011 i think its time for me to get a life

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Bananaaah
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 3:39pm UTC

me during an exam: lol imma ace dis btch
me during an exam: the f*ck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol f*ck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this btch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you
i love tumblr seriously

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KT_143
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September 24, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Teacher: What was the best thing that happened to you this week?
Popular Girl: I went on a super romantic date with my boyfriend, and he
bought me this infinite ring, and I think I'm totes in love!
Football Player: I led my team to the state champs!
Me:....
Me: I bought Nutella.
Me: And I ate, all of it.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Has a
band
been taking
over
your life?
.
YES
No o.O
nmquotesNMFormat

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CoolStoryBro1023
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 11:46am UTC

That awkward moment when you finish a TV series and you don't know what to do with your life any more. :|

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Please!
This is supposed to be a happy occasion.
Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

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olivia*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 7:20pm UTC

we accept the christmas gifts we think we deserve

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MatthewD
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August 8, 2013 6:36pm UTC

I think it would be cool to own an Island. If you had an Island, what would you name it?

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 10:23am UTC

Do you ever get a ring stuck on your finger
And it's just like what no I didn't commit to this

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Applex
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 5:43am UTC

My mum's friend: My sons been busy since they broke up from school. I never see him
My Mum: Yeah, I hardly see my daughter.
Me: *Walks close enough to join in conversation*
Mum's friend: I though your daughter was out all the time
Me: OH no! hehe...no. Me? go out? socialise? haha
mum's friend:
me:... so you werent joking?
Mum: *sighs*
Mum's Friend: no...
Me: I stay in my room all day and listen to music, suf the internet; witty, twitter, wattpad. I dont socialise unless i have to. which just happens to be now...
And that is how I realised that I literally have no social life

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*AngelsAreBadass*
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 2:49pm UTC

That moment when you have no idea what to do with your life...
So you just keep refreshing the page,
waiting for a new notification.
:3

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theinvisiblegirl*
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 4:09am UTC

Me playing Mario Kart by myself:
Me: Oh look we've started.
Me: Wait, what?
Me: Who threw that red shell?
Me: I will stab your lungs.
Me: No!
Me: Oh, COME AT ME BRO'
Me: What?
Me: Wait! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Me: Oh look, I'm dead.
Me: TOAD I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
Me: Where am I?
Me: Hey, I just turned into a shooting star by falling off a giant rainbow
Me: Peach, I swear, if you knock me of the edge ONE MORE TIME, I will use the Imperius Curse on you and make you drive into Toad so you can both DIE!
Me: Oh, hey mum...

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