Best Ihate Quotes This Year

cocopuffs
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February 16, 2014 1:04pm UTC

me: *falls down*
mom: what was that noise?
me: my shirt fell
mom: sounded heavier than a shirt
me: i was in it when it fell

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kelly*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 10:04pm UTC

"Oh my gosh I hate One Direction and everyone who loves One Direction, they suck, they don't deserve to be on Witty because they love One Direction. We want them off because One Direction suck!"
you guys should be off Witty for actually wanting them to be off Witty, wtf guys get a life and grow up

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Laura :)*
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:29pm UTC

I hate when you make me feel like $h!t

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callmekelsie
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 1:06pm UTC

I hate when I understand something...
after the test.

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flufflingqueen
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 1:30pm UTC

I hate that when I sit down my thighs flatten out to approximately the size of Russia.

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 8:41pm UTC

I HATE
The way you talk to me,
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate it when you stare,
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick.
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate the way you make me laugh,
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate that you're not around,
And the fact that you didn't call,
But MOSTLY
I hate the way
I DON'T HATE YOU,
Not even close,
Not even a little bit,
Not at all...

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 5:40pm UTC

I've always wanted to come into a room, and everyone stare at my beauty...
Wait.. that does happen...
But instead, its not my beauty that they are staring at...

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someoneinhiding
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 2:45pm UTC

PASSENGER is AMAZING

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Ray_Ban_Diva
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 12:18pm UTC

let's all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don't fly.

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GlassHorizon
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 3:12pm UTC

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and i hate them magazines
aimed at insecure teens, making 10 year olds race to grow up
"hey kids lets all be anorexic or better yet eat chocolate til you throw up."
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AwkwardlyFiona*
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 12:47pm UTC

Someone tell me where I am going to need algebra in my life?
Like we have letters and numbers for a reason, please don't mix them.

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elligrig13
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 5:51pm UTC

I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around,
and the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way
I don’t hate you,
not even close…
not even a little bit…
not even at all.
-10 Things I Hate About You

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Ray_Ban_Diva
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 12:23pm UTC

oh so you took
20 minutes to
text me back?
K i'll take 30 -.- !!

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CommonTeen
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 12:39pm UTC

That awkward moment
when someone you hate
thinks their opinion
is valid.

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alligatorsky
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 10:31pm UTC

We're like fire and rain
You can drive me insane
But I can't stay mad at you for anything...
We're venus and mars
Like different stars
You're the harmony to every song I sing...
But I wouldn't change a thing.

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 3:26pm UTC

Well I hate pointless status updates on Facebook
FYI we were never "m8"s
We pretend to be friends on the internet
When in real life, we have nothing to say
To each other, oh brother I have love for my mother
For good times, for music and my mates
Yeah I laugh, and live and I have love to give
But sometimes all you can do is hate

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the1975*
posted a quote
November 14, 2015 12:15am UTC

i hope you get flat tires every week.
i hope you spill food on your clothes.
i hope you fail your classes. i hope it rains and you can't put up your car windows.
i hope you and her fight again.
i hope you get your feelings played with. again. i hope everyday is a bad day for you.
i hope you run out of money. i hope your phone breaks.
i hope every apology you get is as dry and insincere as your heart.
i hope everyone lies to you. i hope your car doesn't start up.
i hope your friends leave you. i hope you have bad luck everywhere you go.
i hope you hurt. i hope she doesn't love you.
i hope you get what you deserve. i hope you're hated.
i hope you can't sleep at night. i hope you ruin everything you've ever had.
i hope you know i hate your guts.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 1:16am UTC

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I hate how the popular kids
are the ones who sm8k3
w33d, and get dr7nk
and party all the time

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Alexisiscool
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 3:05am UTC

Ten things I hate about
everyone:

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 10:50pm UTC

I hate that
I'm shy and awkward and boring before I get to know you.
It's like I just wanna scream "I'm not like this all the time I promise,
please stay,"

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