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  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    If it's true that you are what you eat
    I would totally eat Beyoncé.

  2. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Someone: says the word 'food'
    Me: somehow gains 10 pounds

  3. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    Person: Why are you this awkward around me?
    Me: I'm this awkward around everybody.
    Me: Don't feel too special.

  4. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 12:27pm UTC
    Music: Oh hey, you like this music? Let's add a crappy rap solo.
    Book: You like this character? Let's kill him.
    Tv: You like this show? Lets cancel it.
    Life: You like life? Let's ruin it.

  5. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    You know how some people
    on the computer type "h8" in place of hate? Well what if people started saying stuff like "Oh my god I h9 this homework.. h9 because I hate my homework more than h8!"
    Do you get me? Well, if people actually started doing that I would probably be all like "Ohhh my god I h69 my crush!"

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    It's going down
    I'm yelling "tumblr!"
    You better move
    You better reblog

  7. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    Barrel against my head,
    finger on the trigger.
    One pull i'm gone,
    Can't say i'd miss this world.
    "You can go die" she said.
    "Your wish is my command" i replied.
    MQ

  8. Amenah Amenah happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    "Maybe it's me."
    The words left her mouth before she could stop them. The silence following was awkward and tense and she didn't look up for fear of what his expression would be.
    "You think so?" he said finally. His disappointed tone caught her attention - she glanced up to be met with his furious gaze. "It's not you, it's them," he growled. "It's society which is screwed up. You've fine - great, even. You're okay."
    She stared at him for a second too long. He faltered, pink staining his cheeks. "What?" he finally muttered self-conciously.
    She blinked. "That's pathetic." It wasn't said spitefully but it still caught him off guard.
    "W-what?"
    "You think it's their fault I hate them? You think it's them?" She looked tired, really tired. "Look over there," she murmured, nodding towards the door of the shop across the street. He did so obediantly.
    "See that man?" she asked, referring to the young father crouching over a push-chair in which sat a giggling baby. "His wife passed away in childbirth. And over there?" She didn't even pause in her berating, now looking at two kids skateboarding. "He's so scared of the future, he's thinking about therapy. And over there?" She now focused on two guys sitting a couple tables over. "He's gay and in love with his engaged best friend." She turned her accusatory gaze back on him. "They're all your evil 'society'."
    "B-but-"
    "Everyone's got problems. Everyone's dealing with something, but people like you just go and blame everything on them. On 'society'. And I think it's pathetic."
    He stared at her, gobsmacked.
    "There's nothing wrong with 'society'. I just look at it negatively. I'm a negative person with negative thoughts. I like solitude, I don't care enough to get hurt. I'm not scared or anything, I just... can't find it in myself to care. To me, it's fine whatever happens. I'm not broken or anything, I haven't had any past trauma." She sighed. "I was born like this. I'm just..."
    She paused, thinking for the right word. He was clueless as to what it could be.
    "I'm..."
    He stood up, leaned over the table and cut her off with a kiss.
    Short. Sweet. Sudden and suddenly over.
    "W-" She blinked, astounded. "What the hell? I just insulted you, what's wrong with you?"
    He shrugged, trying to hide a sheepish grin, and looked out the window to avoid her furious gaze. "I like honest girls."
    She sighed, shaking her head. "I don't get you."
    He chuckled. "That's a first."
    "Huh?"
    "You're too observant. I like keeping you on your toes."
    "You kissed me to keep me on my to-"
    He kissed her again.
    "No."
    "I-"
    "I told you. I like honest girls. Now, we've got to fix this bad 'no-caring' habit of yours, don't we?"
    For the first time since he'd met her, she was speechless.
    -FIN-

  9. 1D_Fanfiction 1D_Fanfiction
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    Please don't be in love with someone else
    Please don't have someone waiting on you
    format by fake_a_smile

  10. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 8:03am UTC
    L.i.f.e i.s s.h.o.r.t b.u.t s.o i.s y.o.u.r p.e.n.i.s s.o y.e.a.h

  11. 1D_Fanfiction 1D_Fanfiction
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Someone want to be my Witty best friend?

  12. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2015 4:10am UTC
    confessions (because why the hell not)
    i. Sometimes when I'm giving out compliments and checking in excessively, it's because I'm feeling particularly low. My praise and concern for others is never insincere, no; I just don't know if I do this because the loving attention I give people is exactly what I want from them during those times of sadness and self-hatred, or because it just makes me feel so great to make others happy that I forget temporarily how awful I feel about myself (perhaps both).
    ii. I'm often restless and have strange nervous habits, including relentlessly, aimlessly pacing, wringing my hands, and rocking slightly in the seat I'm sitting in.
    iii. I'm bad at concealing my emotions, but it isn't really as if I try to.
    iv. I'm eternally torn between my childish and mature side.
    v. I'm hard on myself and on many occasions have managed to bring myself to the point of tears or nauseation. I feel that nothing I do or say is worth anything and I'm just this talentless, inadequate mess and it hurts.
    vi. I'm usually terribly clingy or terribly distant with people in my life, and there's seldom an area of grey.

  13. AlwaysxAxDreamer AlwaysxAxDreamer
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Half the time I'm not sure if I'm swiftly maturing or if I'm aging backwards.

  14. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Why do i let this hurt me

  15. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    Ok so I'm not very good with words. So could you just
    pretend that you're reading something really sappy or
    emotional? You know smile, say awe, and if you want
    to get really dramatic, start tearing up. If anyone asks
    what you're looking at, say something like it is just too
    personal for you to read and then run out of the room.
    So start acting when you finish reading which is NOW!

  16. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    Hold me close as if we were falling from the sky.

  17. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    Me and a guy's conversation in gym today
    Him: Let's form an alience.
    Me: What?
    Him: Let's work together and f*ck with both our teams.
    Me: This is gym class, not survivor.
    Him: Well now we are our own team now.
    Me: ...Okay.
    Him: But the team isn't just for gym, we'll need eachother at homecoming.
    Me: I wasn't really planning on goi-
    Him: So I'll see you there?
    Me: Um, okay?
    Him: Okay.
    Guys, did I just get asked out to homecoming? I honestly don't even know.

  18. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 2:42am UTC
    My "acts of violence" as a child
    that teachers called my parents about
    -stabbed kid with umbrella
    -in art drew person getting hit by bus
    -slapped kid with paintbrush
    -used my paint bruise to paint blood splatters on my paper
    -spit chewed up crayon at kid
    wow.

  19. Thebestpersonever Thebestpersonever
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    These jeans totally stay on my butt,
    Said no one ever.

  20. aChangeInTheFuture aChangeInTheFuture
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    204 pounds
    I've lost 2 more pounds since Thrursday
    But I didn't eat very healthy today and I felt really bad so I worked out a lot
    now i'm just really sore and feel guilty.
    Tomorrow I'm going to try a lot harder!
    My goal: 5 pounds in 2 weeks time.
    I feel more than confident.
    "Pain is temporary, pride is forever"

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