Best Humans Quotes This Month

foreverisalie
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 6:50pm UTC

some people
are old at 18
and others are young at 90.
time is a concept that humans created.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 8:00pm UTC

I wonder if aliens believe in humans

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FlorenceSong
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Homosapiens.
What an inventive, invincible species.
It's only a few million years
since they crawled up out of the mud and learned to walk.
Puny, defenceless bipeds.
They've survived flood, famine and plague.
They've survived cosmic wars and holocausts.
And now,
here they are,
out among the stars,
waiting to begin a new life.
Ready to outsit eternity.
They're indomitable.
Indomitable.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 8:03pm UTC

I wonder if bears collect teddy humans

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gray22
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 11:56am UTC

it's funny because
people think i'm really stupid
but i'm actually pretty smart
and never actually failed anything
in my life so
thank you
for underestimating me.

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ThatAlexGuy
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 3:34pm UTC

Apparently, humans needs at least 8 "positive touches" (like hugs and such) a day to function properly and be happy.
That explains a lot for me...

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 12:41pm UTC

72 years since the attack on Pearl Harbor. I say a prayer for all those
boys who lost their lives early on that Sunday morning so long ago.
Rest In Peace

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appleloop*
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 4:52pm UTC

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets in.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 12:16pm UTC

I believe in aliens
because I lost my faith in humans a while ago.

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ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 6:45pm UTC

Today at school was the first day I went back ever since I lost my hair...
I wore my hat and a hood with the tiestrings to hide that I didn't have hair.
My best friend knew I was hiding something, so she pulled off my hood and hat, and the whole hallway gasped. I started crying, and I ran to my class. When the class was over, I went to my locker and started crying again.
People had posted notes on my locker, saying things like "Stay Strong" and "You're beautiful, don't forget that." I have regained my faith in my school.

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
March 18, 2014 7:09pm UTC

Some people are old at 18, and some are young at 90... time is only a concept created by humans

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hyperion*
posted a quote
July 26, 2014 7:35pm UTC

"in the end, humans are more concerned with having, than being."
—Lucy

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 2:52pm UTC

"Humans have a
knack for choosing
percisely the things that
are the worst for them."
-J.K. Rowling

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Lethal*
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 5:10pm UTC

On the outside
We might like alive, but on the inside,
WE'RE F U CKING DEAD.

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seafoam*
posted a quote
January 9, 2015 11:59pm UTC

format by _Jannette
Imagine how strange the world would be if humans behaved rationally.

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*Death*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 12:11am UTC

__________________________________________
Humans have a knack for choosing precisely
the things that are worst for them.
- Albus Dumbledore
__________________________________________

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death ramps*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 3:33pm UTC

“I’d rather write about this world than live in it and I’d rather play music all day and read and wander around in bookstores and watch humans but not be one of them.”

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 26, 2014 6:18pm UTC

in an alternate universe:
"I'll take that one" the dog says; pointing towards the box
of infants along the sidewalk that says "free to good home."

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Last Serenade*
posted a quote
July 4, 2014 12:29am UTC

we are all so small

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永久*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 9:09am UTC

I admire birds,
At least they fly at great heights,
unlike us humans, who try to swim on the ground.
Fruit99Punchs's quote format coded by: br0kenwings

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