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Best Humans Quotes This Month

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    Try to imagine life without timekeeping. You probably can't.
    You know the month, the year, the day of the week. There is a clock on your wall or the dashboard of your car. You have a schedule, a calendar, a time for dinner or a movie. Yet, all around you, timekeeping is ignored. Birds are not late. A dog does not check it's watch. Deers do not fret over passing birthdays. And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that no other creature endures.
    A fear of time running out.

  2. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    If humans are like 70% water
    and we drink water, does that make us cannibals?

  3. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Say that we are a puff of warm breath in a very cold universe. By this kind of reckoning we are either immeasurably insignificant or we are incalculably precious and interesting.

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  4. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 2:17pm UTC

    No single thing is perfect by itself. That’s why we’re born to attract other things to make up for what we lack. I think we start walking in the right direction only after we start getting our counterparts beside us.

  5. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 1:16pm UTC
    '' According to Greek mythology , humans were
    originally created with four arms, four legs and a
    head with two faces . Fearing this power , Zeus
    speit them into two seperate beings, condemning
    them to spend their lives in search of their other halves''
    plato's symposium

  6. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    A book is proof
    that humans are capable of
    making magic happen. ♥

  7. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    i wish my cat was a human because he’s never mean to me and he’s never too busy for a cuddle and we get along so well

  8. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 6:38am UTC
    Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

  9. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    humans are so cute,
    when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other
    and to show we love someone we bring them flowers.
    we say hello by holding each other’s hand,
    and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds,
    press our lips together,
    smoke dried leaves,
    get drunk off of old fruit.
    we’re all just little animals,
    falling in love and having breakfast
    beneath billions of stars
    © format by PaperLung

  11. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    humans will forever be tortured by the distance between their comfort zone and the things that make life worthwhile and interesting. jkrgbtjkbgh

  12. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    I have actually just given up on trying to undertsand
    humans its just too confusing and pointless

  13. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2014 11:54pm UTC
    Why do we humans love the stars? Does it indicate that somehow we are aliens and once lived somewhere close to the stars? Why else do the stars look so beautiful and inviting to us? We belong there somewhere.

  14. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    Cannibals may seem nice,
    but they're just trying to butter you up.

  15. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 6:11am UTC
    ScoobyDoo taught us that real monsters are humans.

  16. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    there has always been heaven, but we're the ones that built hell. jkrgbtjkbgh

  17. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 9:59pm UTC
    I'm always the one who loves more. That's my problem.

  18. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    humans are
    SUCH FOOLISH CREATURES.

  19. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 9:40pm UTC
    The Hi-hello-how-are-you?'s. The I'm-fine-and-you?'s. The slight nod of the head. The threads that bind you to everyone else. It's coded language for a constant reassurance.
    "I'm alive. You're alive too."

  20. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 4:36am UTC
    so the other day i overheard a couple of ladies talking (i know i shouldnt have but they were loud) it was one conversation i probably will never forget bc it was so so— ??? i can't even put into words how i feel, anyway this is how it went:
    woman #1: wow, she is so beautiful
    woman #2: i wonder what kind of problems she would ever have
    woman #1: she probably doesn't understand what pain is
    woman #3: she has a perfect life, why would she know pain
    woman #2: if only she had my life
    [then they went silent and then they burst into their inner hyena giggles]
    um, what had i just heard? what kind of conversation was that??? the girl heard it too and you don't wanna know how disgusted she was. can i just say i wanted to destroy those women with her? god, why can't they just think she's beautiful and leave it at that? why curse her too?! how dumb are humans? *insert confused jackie chan meme*

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