Best Hm Quotes Ever

Chris*
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August 4, 2013 11:42am UTC

I showed the 4 year old I was babysitting a globe and she spun it and she looked at me and asked, "Is that really all there is?"

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The Chosen One*
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April 14, 2013 10:49am UTC

We don't care about numbers in maths
So why care about them in
Age
Weight
Distance

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Chris*
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October 8, 2013 3:18pm UTC

Him: How are you?
Me: I can't tell.

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dolph*
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August 13, 2013 4:16pm UTC

I just started seeing a guy and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

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finding_nemo
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September 29, 2013 6:22pm UTC

watch out for the quiet ones.
I would know.
I'm a quiet one.

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CookieMonster09*
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October 22, 2013 6:18pm UTC

walk up in the club like whuddup are these jokes outdated yet

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Chris*
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October 23, 2013 6:20pm UTC

everything i love has either ruined me or watched me as i ruined it. hfhfhfhfurhighuigh

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coolsuperstarz
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October 8, 2013 3:08pm UTC

I am not crying,
My eyes are having a shower.

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Ethanol
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September 3, 2013 9:42am UTC

I have long since closed my eyes
MY ONLY GOAL IS THE DARKNESS

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
May 7, 2014 6:05pm UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
It's okay.
Nobody cares, and that's fine.
At least you have yourself, right?
~Voices in my head

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Amenah
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January 18, 2014 2:59pm UTC

Tell me what
you really feel. Lay down your soul ((so I can trample all over it)).

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Chris*
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October 6, 2013 11:50am UTC

ARE WE LIVING?
OR ARE WE DYING?

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Amenah
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July 2, 2014 2:48pm UTC

it scares me that some people have to define themselves in terms of chemical reactions and cells and stars to feel any semblance of self-worth. defintions are ever-changing. surely you must know that?

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