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Best Hair Quotes This Week

  1. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    My personality: Shìt
    My face: Shìt
    My body: Shít
    My hair: Shít
    My clothes: Shít
    My music taste: FAR TOO GOOD AND BETTER THAN YOURS.

  2. 🐝* 🐝*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    why do girls still get body hair?
    Hasn’t evolution realized
    ain’t nobody got time for dat.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 10:15pm UTC
    Honestly the only reason I want to grow my hair long is so that I can cover my boobs with it just like the mermaids in Peter Pan did.

  4. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 3:24pm UTC
    DO YOU EVER JUST SEE A GIRL WHO STRAIGHTENED HER HAIR BUT THERE'S ONE PIECE THAT'S STILL WAVY AND IT BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH

  5. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    When your crush cuts his hair and suddenly the feelings are gone and then you feel awkward because you only loved them for the hair..

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    I Whip My Hair Back N` Forth,
    I Whip My Hair Back N` Forth,
    I Whip My Hair Back N` Forth,
    *Breaks Neck*

  7. invincible* invincible*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 7:45am UTC
    6 years old.
    blue ribbon, silk ribbon,
    streaming through my hair.
    pigtails, toothless smile;
    Mirror am I pretty yet?
    10 years old.
    ponytail, bobby pins,
    taming my messy hair.
    chubby thighs, crooked smile;
    Mirror am I pretty yet?
    14 years old.
    straight hair, lipstick,
    mascara running through my
    face.
    trembling knees, broken smile;
    Mirror am I pretty yet?
    16 years old.
    messy bun, chapped lips,
    sobbing eyes, bloody wrists.
    bony thighs, fake smile;
    Mirror am I pretty yet?
    (Julie Martinez)

  8. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    Normal girls good hair day: *manageable hair, easy to brush, falls beautiful on their shoulders*
    My good hair day: *can brush a few strands*

  9. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    Apparently
    you can't like a band if you don't know all the member's full names,
    every song they've ever written,
    how many times a day they use the bathroom,
    their blood type and own a sample of their hair.

  10. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    Girl who just got her hair done: Hey I love your hair.

  11. *Hooligan* *Hooligan*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    dark haired
    boys with
    light eyes
    are the reason I struggle to survive

  12. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    Stop straightening your hair
    When you obviously know its curly.
    Stop acing dumb in front of him
    And start out smarting him.
    Stop blaming yourself
    For their mistakes.
    Stop acting the way your friends want you to
    And start having your own attitude.
    Stop hiding your opinions
    And start screaming them.
    Stop over thinking the littlest of things
    And start to dream big.
    Stop telling yourself you're not worth it.
    Its better to be your own leader then someones follower,
    Its good to be different,
    Cause its those people who make it far in life.
    You're beautiful.
    And never let anyone dare to take your confidence
    Because confidence and diversity is rare these days.
    Stop worrying about life
    And start living it.

  13. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    EMBRACE
    MESSY
    HAIR.

  14. Twilight_Saga23 Twilight_Saga23
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    CurlyHairProblems #49
    Standing in front of a projector and having your frizzy hair projected onto the board.
    format credit;; JustADream_

  15. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Today I saw a girl with bright red and blue hair walking down the street with a shirt that read 'Don't Judge' on the front. My friend pointed at her and started laughing, saying something about 'emo freak.' I just looked at my friend, it wasn't funny, what the girl was trying to make point of was true. Then the girl turned around and the back of her shirt said, 'I'm just having fun with my hair before I start Chemo' She gives me hope.
    -nmq-

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    Friend: I need a new curling iron. Mine is, like, three years old.
    Me: My curling iron is the one my mom used in the 1980s. Shut up.

  17. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 3:04am UTC
    You never realize how
    boring your life is
    until someone asks what
    you like to do for fun

  18. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:49pm UTC
    this shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

  19. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 9:05am UTC
    i love it when
    people play with my hair

  20. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 5:42pm UTC

    I will not
    keep calm
    And
    you can
    feuck off

:)

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