Glitter Quotes

Bringmethebitches*
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April 3, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Im seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude I'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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SaYWhaTTx3
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March 26, 2013 2:20pm UTC

G L I T T E R
is the h e r p e s
of art supplies

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Basketballer100
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March 8, 2013 4:05pm UTC

I used to think I was crazy, then I realized everyone else could see the glitter too.

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Alexwise
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February 22, 2013 6:48pm UTC

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?" I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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sierra17
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January 30, 2013 6:26am UTC

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

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RachelSmile15
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January 28, 2013 10:36pm UTC

OMG! you guys should follow PinkGlitter4!! She's so inspirational!!

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bambi101
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January 25, 2013 7:51am UTC

I eat
GLITTER

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Raymatts
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January 24, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Have you guys ever noticed that
eyelashes are supposed
to keep stuff out of your eyes,
but they're like
the only thing that
ever gets in your eyes?

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yourcool
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January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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