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Best Glitter Quotes This Week

  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
    glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

  2. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    My friend gave me a birthday present last night. She gave me 'Unicorn Dust'. The label said 'Warning: May cause extreme awesomeness. Only use in emergencies. Emergencies such as: being bored,not being shiny, or plain old not being unicorn enough. May contain a unicorn horn' and inside the bottle there was some glitter so I started sprinkling some on me and I was like 'Go insane go insane throw some glitter make it rain' and it was so fun

  3. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:04am UTC
    LIGHTS ARE GLOWING
    LIKE FIREFLIES
    STARS ARE SHINING
    LIKE SILVER GLITTER
    ONCE WE FALL IN LOVE
    IT WILL BE MORE RED THAN BLOOD.

  4. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 3:19am UTC
    Edward cullen isn't a vampire.
    He lives in the forest,
    Doesn't kill people and glitters...
    Dude is obviously a fairy.

  5. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Have you guys ever noticed that
    eyelashes are supposed
    to keep stuff out of your eyes,
    but they're like
    the only thing that
    ever gets in your eyes?

  6. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    Cat Hair is like lonely people glitter

  7. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 11:29am UTC
    I spilt glitter on myself earlier.
    Now I look like Edward freaking Cullen.

  8. Differents0x Differents0x
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 11:45am UTC
    Does anyone else find random glitter on themselves xD

  9. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 4:38pm UTC
    So I just wanted to say that glitter is always relevant.
    Ok?
    Ok.

  10. hayhayy915 hayhayy915
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 11:13am UTC
    You know you had a fantastic night when
    You wake up with glitter in your bra

  11. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2016 5:55pm UTC
    so what if i'm crazy
    the best people are

  12. trishafaye819 trishafaye819
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2015 5:56pm UTC
    Not everything is glitter and gold.

  13. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2016 2:42pm UTC
    i'm waking up,
    i feel it in my bones, enough to make my system blow

  14. Livy* Livy*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    You are my jelly to my burger,
    the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream.
    My point is, you're worthless.

  15. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Jack Barakat
    @JackAllTimeLow
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    I brush my teeth with stripper glitter.
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  16. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2016 10:20am UTC
    Everything you want's a dream away
    under this pressure, under this weight
    we are diamonds taking shape

  17. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2016 9:34am UTC
    nobody said it was easy
    no one ever said it would be this hard
    n

  18. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 10:11am UTC
    we gotta let go of all of our ghosts

  19. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2021 11:14am UTC
    all my nights taste like gold
    when i'm with you it's like
    everything glows

  20. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    Would you rather burp confetti or fart glitter?

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