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Best Fruit Quotes This Month

  1. Red dragon* Red dragon*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 7:10am UTC
    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  2. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    Me: Mom I'm hungry!
    Mom: Eat fruit!

  3. Quotesfreak Quotesfreak
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    A fruit farmer hired two new workers for his fields, but before he sent them out for the day's work, he told them he had just one rule: don't steal any fruit. The two agreed to obey the rule.
    After the day was over, the two workers came in to report to the farmer. He asked them if they had stolen any fruit, and immediately their conscience forced them to tell the truth.
    "Yes, we did. We ate some when we got hungry," they said.
    The farmer replied, "Ok, here is your punishment. I want each of you to go pick ten of your favorite fruit and come back to me."
    The men couldn't believe their ears. This seemed more like a reward than a punishment!
    After fifteen minutes, the first thief came back with ten cherries. The farmer promptly told him that as part of his punishment, he would have to stuff each cherry up his nose. The thief was upset about this, but he knew he had done wrong, so he slowly began to push the cherries up his nose one by one.
    As he was working on the third cherry, he began to laugh hysterically. The farmer asked him, "What's so funny?"
    The thief replied, "The other guy is out there picking watermelons!"
    I love this joke!

  4. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    I'm a bit like a fruit.
    Some people like me.
    Some people hate me.
    I am colourful.
    But I can turn bitter.

  5. alien alien
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2015 10:38pm UTC
    "Stay close to
    anything that
    makes you glad
    you're alive."

  6. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    Apple: I look like a human heart. Mango: I look like a stomach. Grapes: I look like eyes. Banana: I don't like this game.

  7. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 11:21am UTC
    The original name of color orange was Geoluhread and later people started calling it Orange after the fruit.

  8. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, stay away from the fruit.

  9. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 11:51am UTC
    IImagine if fruit were students:
    Apple: That slu.tty popular girl that's stalked by the boys.
    Banana: That really good-looking guy who loves music.
    Orange: That hilarious guy who dosen't mind making a fool of himself.
    Mango: That indie-rock girl.
    Kiwi: The guy who wears glasses that are about 50 centimetres wide.
    Tomato: The socially awkward yet pretty girl who has abot half a million followers on twitter.
    Avacado: The teacher thats really soft.

  10. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 7:31pm UTC
    When the snow melts what does it become?

  11. soccer#7* soccer#7*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    if you were a fruit,
    you'd be a fineapple

  12. justdaydreaming justdaydreaming
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    A tomato is actually a fruit
    MIND BLOWN

  13. Rach_K Rach_K
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    ... Banana.

  14. BrooklynxD BrooklynxD
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:31am UTC
    The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree' the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella' the walnut says 'I look like a brain' and the banana says 'can we please change the subject?'

  15. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 4:44pm UTC
    Once upon a time God told all the animals "I'm inviting you all to my banquet tomorrow don't be late!" Hearing that the mischievous rat lied to his neighbor the cat and told him the banquet would be the day after tomorrow. The next day the rat rode on the back of the Ox and nimbly landed before the banquet hall after him followed the ox the tiger and all the rest and together they feasted until the morning....all except the cat who had been tricked.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2017 7:42pm UTC
    It could have been worse: instead of forbidding a fruit, God could have mandated a vegetable.

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