Fruit Quotes

TheCovertComic
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August 11, 2017 7:42pm UTC

It could have been worse: instead of forbidding a fruit, God could have mandated a vegetable.

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alien
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September 14, 2015 10:38pm UTC

"Stay close to
anything that
makes you glad
you're alive."

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fruit
posted a quote
June 19, 2014 7:56am UTC

i have some berry juicy news
for you.........
i am a berry fruitylicious fruit!

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fruit
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June 19, 2014 7:17am UTC

Being a fruit makes me berry happy♥

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fruit
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May 29, 2014 8:34am UTC

Any other
fellow fruits out there?!

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fruit
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May 29, 2014 4:15am UTC

Hi! I'm a fruit.

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Red dragon*
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April 5, 2014 7:10am UTC

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Virginia Doran*
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March 18, 2014 4:44pm UTC

Once upon a time God told all the animals "I'm inviting you all to my banquet tomorrow don't be late!" Hearing that the mischievous rat lied to his neighbor the cat and told him the banquet would be the day after tomorrow. The next day the rat rode on the back of the Ox and nimbly landed before the banquet hall after him followed the ox the tiger and all the rest and together they feasted until the morning....all except the cat who had been tricked.

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Virginia Doran*
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March 14, 2014 7:31pm UTC

When the snow melts what does it become?

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charlottejoo
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November 24, 2013 7:08am UTC

Raisin's are the reason I have trust issues.

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soccer#7*
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 3:05pm UTC

if you were a fruit,
you'd be a fineapple

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BrooklynxD
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October 20, 2013 6:31am UTC

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree' the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella' the walnut says 'I look like a brain' and the banana says 'can we please change the subject?'

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gab*
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October 15, 2013 6:23pm UTC

*has a full course meal at mcdonalds then goes home to eat every fruit and vegetable in the fridge and runs a 5k to make up for it*

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ProfessorPickle
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October 12, 2013 2:14pm UTC

If watermelon exists why doesn't earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
The elemons

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DawnRaven
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August 30, 2013 3:42pm UTC

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom, is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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justdaydreaming
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August 24, 2013 4:28pm UTC

A tomato is actually a fruit
MIND BLOWN

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coolsuperstarz
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August 11, 2013 7:34pm UTC

I'm a bit like a fruit.
Some people like me.
Some people hate me.
I am colourful.
But I can turn bitter.

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Shelley♥*
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August 4, 2013 11:51am UTC

IImagine if fruit were students:
Apple: That slu.tty popular girl that's stalked by the boys.
Banana: That really good-looking guy who loves music.
Orange: That hilarious guy who dosen't mind making a fool of himself.
Mango: That indie-rock girl.
Kiwi: The guy who wears glasses that are about 50 centimetres wide.
Tomato: The socially awkward yet pretty girl who has abot half a million followers on twitter.
Avacado: The teacher thats really soft.

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Halo Angel1*
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July 20, 2013 11:21am UTC

The original name of color orange was Geoluhread and later people started calling it Orange after the fruit.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 12:41am UTC

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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