Foot Quotes

macdaddy118
posted a quote
December 6, 2015 4:44pm UTC

Used to be running
through my mind
Now you're jogging
Now you're just walking
And footsteps lightly
Until they start to fade away
And all I hear is silence

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addy*
posted a quote
August 5, 2014 10:43pm UTC

my sister thinks that if you touch her foot while it's asleep, you can feel it tingling too.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
May 16, 2014 11:01pm UTC

why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it'll be a foot

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 6:53pm UTC

Brother: I have nails and I know how to use them.
Me: I have teeth and I know how to use them.
Brother: I have a broom and I can wack you with it.
Me: I have a foot. You have balls. I think we have a clear winner here.
Brother: *Waddles away*

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 4, 2014 10:12am UTC

One more nail in the coffin, one more foot in the grave.
One more time I'm on my knees and I'm trying to walk away.
(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
January 26, 2014 2:50pm UTC

"It's dark, I'm scared"
Don't worry babe, I got this
*Stomps foot*
*Sketchers light up*

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 5:27am UTC

There is like, a foot of snow infront of my window. I want to open it but I feel like all of the snow is going to fall into my room.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 5:48pm UTC

My sister: *making a video of her foot tapping while she plays the flute*
Me: Why are you doing that?
My sister: It's the new way my teacher does playing tests.
Me: *under my breath* Maybe he has a foot fetish
My sister: What?
Me: Nothing.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 11:12am UTC

So I was at the doctors yesterday and this five year old kid found out that he was there to get a flu shot. He then proceeded to try and get out of it.
Him: I... I'm hungry.
His Mom: So am I.
Him: Let's just leave and get food,
His Mom: Nope we have to stay here.
Him: But I'm.... I'm starving.
His Mom: Me too.
Him: But I didn't eat dinner.
His Mom: Neither did I.
Him: Well I didn't eat lunch.
His Mom: Yes you did.
Him: Well then I didn't have breakfast.
His Mom: You had cereal.
Him: Well I didn't have any snacks.
His Mom: You had a granola bar before we left.
Him: I'm running out of ideas.

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imonlyhuman*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 12:53pm UTC

The awkward moment
when your foot decides to fall asleep; you get up and then...
"oh hello there floor!"

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AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Hi Spider,
Nice Spider,
Let me pet you
WITH MY FOOT!
Good Spider,
Dead Spider!

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TwistInMyUniverse
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 1:17am UTC

I have an amazing boyfriend.
I got a back massage and while he waits for his game to load he rubs my feet.
I love him. so sweet.

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wanderer*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Bre (little sis): I hate it when my foot falls asleep!!!!
me: your foot hates it when you fall asleep!!!
Bre: uh

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DreamAbovetheStars
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 3:40am UTC

Petting your cat with your foot because you're too lazy to get up and pet it
or pick it up.

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StreetDancer
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:36pm UTC

Just hurt my heel;
may die soon

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CaylieMarie13
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 9:28am UTC

I cannot play football...

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lautnerlover98
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 2:03pm UTC

I have an infection in my foot... :/ Uh oh

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Iwannacookie2304
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 3:04pm UTC

Me: *foot falls asleep*
Me: *Stands up*
Me: *falls over because foots asleep*
Me: Ow.

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Kyl3ighTennilleXOXOXO
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 4:53am UTC

I know someone. We call him 'big al. He has a foot desiese. He had to cut some of his toe of (barely anything just about nothing). Then it got worse. He had to get half his toe cut off. Then he got better. He was doing great. Then it got way way way worse. Now he has to get his left foot cut off.

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HannahLovesYou123
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 4:07pm UTC

Me: *bumps foot onto table*
Me: I'VE BEEN SHOT TELL MY MOTHER THAT I LOVE HER

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