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Best Faith Quotes Ever

  1. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    GUYS
    What if Steve really ISN'T on vacation?
    What if he got tired of all the drama and decided to
    sit back and watch to see how we'd behave on our
    own? This could be a test to see who can causes
    drama and who doesn't.
    He could be taking an actual vacation, too.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    You can never really know
    someone completely,
    that's why it's the most terrifying thing in the world.
    Really taking someone on faith,
    hoping they'll take you on faith too.
    It's such a precarious balance,
    it's a wonder we do it at all...

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    Wait puberty hold on
    you forgot the part where I become attractive

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    These two kids in math class were hitting each other with pencils
    and my teacher glared at them and said
    “Could you try to be a little more mature?”
    So one of them screamed
    “TAXES”
    and punched the other kid in the face

  5. AzraelEsdras AzraelEsdras
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    I went to Disney World yesterday for the first time since I was eight. Immediately I went to buy a Peter Pan cap. Pan has been my favorite Disney movie since I was two. After I found my cap and went on a few rides I went around looking for Peter. Once I found him I waited in line to get my picture, which probably looked odd seeing as I am sixteen years old and 5”8, standing in line next to a bunch of six year olds. Once I got up there, he saw my cap and said “Defending the park from Hook while I’m off duty?” I replied “yes, I hope I’m doing a good job!”
    That was around the time he noticed the scars on my wrists. He kinda gave me a look in my eyes and said “You okay?”
    I told him, “Well Peter, you’d know better than anyone how tough it is to grow up.”
    And he looked at me and whispered, “Neither of us are grown up yet. We might have gotten older over the years, but we haven’t forgotten what it’s like.”
    Then he told me, “Since we’re both from Neverland, and you’re my partner in crime, stand back to back with me, and cross your arms. We’ve got to do the signature pose!”
    I know the guy who dresses up as Peter Pan for Disney doesn’t realize this, but all that he did for me in the five minutes I met him made me feel happier than I’ve felt in months. I felt like a child again, and feeling like a child is pretty great sometimes.
    I’m not ready to grow up yet.
    Found this on my tumblr dash and decided I should share it.

  6. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  7. Unicornasaurus Unicornasaurus
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    Unfortunately I;
    - Fall too fast
    - Crash too hard
    - Care too much
    - Forgive too easy
    - Wait too long
    - Miss people I shouldn't
    - Sometimes worry over nothing
    - Over think everything
    - Am too complicated to be loved
    - All Of The Above

  8. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 1:12pm UTC
    If God brings you to it,
    he will bring you through it.

  9. thgcfmj123 thgcfmj123
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 11:42am UTC
    Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
    Student : Yes, sir.
    Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
    Student : Absolutely, sir.
    Professor : Is GOD good ?
    Student : Sure.
    Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
    (Student was silent.)
    Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor: Is satan good ?
    Student : No.
    Professor: Where does satan come from ?
    Student : From … GOD …
    Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
    Student :Yes
    Professor: So who created evil ?
    (Student did not answer.)
    Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
    Student : Yes, sir.
    Professor: So, who created them ?
    (Student had no answer.)
    Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
    Student : No, sir.
    Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
    Student : No , sir.
    Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
    Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
    Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
    Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
    Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
    Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
    Professor: Yes.
    Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
    Professor: Yes.
    Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
    (The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
    Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
    (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
    Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
    Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
    Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
    Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?
    Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
    Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
    Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
    Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
    Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
    Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
    (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
    Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
    (The class was in uproar.)
    Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
    (The class broke out into laughter. )
    Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
    (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
    Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

  10. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    Even if you fail,
    at least you know that you tried.
    You won't wonder what could've happened.
    You won't wonder if you could've made that team,
    or if you could've won that contest.
    You won't know have to ask yourself,
    "What if I had taken that leap of faith?"
    You won't have to wonder if maybe
    he would've loved you back.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  11. xnevershoutshwilly xnevershoutshwilly
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    Sometimes you just have to remind yourself that it'll
    all be okay. Maybe not now, maybe not tomorrow,
    but one day. Say it enough that one day, you'll
    actually believe it. Remind yourself that things have
    changed for a reason. People change for a reason.
    You just have to let go, and move on. It's going to
    be hard, and you're going to feel lonely, but just hold
    on, because who is to say tomorrow wont be
    the best day of your life.

  12. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 1:57am UTC
    One day you will have to stop hating who you are

  13. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    You have your religion, I have my music.

  14. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    TAKE TIME TO READ THIS
    A depressed swimmer went to practice overnight. The lights were all turned off, and the moonlight was the only light. He climbed up to the highest diving board and extened his arms out. He noticed his shadow formed a cross shape. Instead of diving he prayed for God to come into his life. Then suddenly someone came in, and turned the on.
    The swimmer knelt down, and begin to dry when he saw that the pool had been drained for repairs.

  15. Ralph* Ralph*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    IT'S OKAY TO BE WEIRD.
    wear an ugly shirt. have large smiles.
    listen to music you'll be judged for &not care.
    creep someone out &become friends.
    find who you truly are as a person.
    » you'll regret it if you don't. ♥

  16. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2014 12:40pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    Accept what is,
    let go of what was,
    and have faith in what will be.

  17. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:36pm UTC
    DON'T
    WORRY
    BEAUTIFUL
    YOU'LL
    BE
    OKAY,
    I PROMISE

  18. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 10:23pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    I hold on.
    to the things i believe in,
    my faith, your love, our freedom.

  19. Unicornasaurus Unicornasaurus
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    Find Someone...
    Who'll never get tired
    of kissing you everyday.
    Who'll hug you when
    you are jealous.
    Who'll understandingly
    keep silent when you're mad.
    Who'll squeeze you're hand
    when you're not in the mood.
    Who'll plan and imagine
    the future with you in it...
    and when you find that someone,
    JUST NEVER LET THEM GO!

  20. zimchim* zimchim*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    Innocent until proven guilty.
    For me it's just the opposite.
    Guilty until proven innocent.

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