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Me: God, can I ask You a question?

God: Sure

Me: Promise You won't get mad

God: I promise

Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do u mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start

God: Okay

Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

God: Huummm

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

God: All right

Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God:
Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

God:
The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

Me (embarrassed):Okay

God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I'm Sorry God

God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.

Me: I will trust You.

God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...

 
REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
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Me: God, can I ask You a question? God: Sure Me: Promise You

99 faves · 10 comments · Jun 25, 2013 5:34pm

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wonderful_me · 1 decade ago
I can't express how much more true this is!! Veryyy well said, very well said. I love it!
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Fαy Στylες* · 1 decade ago
me too ♥
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hayhayy915 · 1 decade ago
I love this!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fαy Στylες* · 1 decade ago
ME toooooooooooo :)
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hayhayy915 · 1 decade ago
I dnt like what that eric kid said tho thts disrespectful to god
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raquelpoo · 1 decade ago
It's kind of dumb to repost if you believe in Him.
If you truly do, then why does it matter if other people need to know?
Isn't it between you and Him?
Reposting a quote won't make you believe in Him, its really just truly believing or not.
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Fαy Στylες* · 1 decade ago
I know right!
I don't know I am just weird and I don't think that I could continue on with my life without reposting.
I am just that weird
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raquelpoo · 1 decade ago
Aha, well if you think so.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
God: i'm going to take credit for everything that happens. Unless it's bad, blame that on our scape goat, Satan.
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DividedByZero · 1 decade ago
Lol no
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