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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2021 3:09am UTC
    In the interest of data security, the still small voice within has been encrypted.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2021 2:55pm UTC
    Lead you not into temptation? Got it. And what else would you like me not to do? – God

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2020 1:50am UTC
    Last night I questioned my belief in God. But my belief in God had an airtight alibi.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2020 2:08am UTC
    Thou shalt have no other gods before me (or on either side of me, if those gods look cuter or slimmer than me).

  5. airatmaninravi airatmaninravi
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2020 2:41am UTC
    Man is so busy creating cosmetics for the skin, that he has not Discovered what lies Within!

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2019 11:18am UTC
    If God plays dice with the universe, who's the house?

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2019 1:23am UTC
    God does not play dice with the universe. He plays Russian roulette.

  8. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2018 11:33pm UTC
    My audience is God,
    because who the hell else could understand me?
    Who else has been dead twice?

  9. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2018 1:37am UTC
    I can be all the things
    you told me not to be.
    When you try to come for me
    I keep on flourishing

  10. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2018 1:29am UTC
    You love it how I move you,
    you love it how I touch you;
    my one, when all is said and done
    you’ll believe God is a woman.

  11. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2018 7:34pm UTC
    YOU'VE GOT TO LAUGH HARD TO GET
    anYwHere near GoD.

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2018 1:50pm UTC
    God spelled backwards is not dog. God spelled backwards is delleps doG.

  13. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2018 9:42pm UTC
    ‘as you are.’ says the universe.
    ‘after...’ you answer.
    ‘as you are.’ says the universe.
    ‘before...’ you answer.
    ‘as you are.’ says the universe.
    ‘when...’ you answer.
    ‘as you are.’ says the universe.
    ‘how...’ you answer.
    ‘as you are.’ says the universe.
    ‘why...’ you answer.
    ‘because
    you are happening now.
    right now.
    right at this moment
    and
    your happening
    is beautiful.
    the thing that both keeps me alive
    and
    brings me to my knees.
    you don’t even know how breathtaking you
    are.
    as you are.’ says the universe through tears.
    as you are | you are the prayer

  14. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2018 6:45pm UTC
    ~The sky never fails to satisfy me everyday. I dont understand how one could not be as amazed as i am.. maybe its because i aspire to be an artist? Because every life has a story? ...But the vibrant colors and the strokes of the clouds is what pleases me. It's like a naive way of showing God is powerful without doing any harm. He can bring us hell, but He also brings us peace. The sky is like a painting as a gift, no human could ever create this masterpiece. 😍 I am in love, not just with a human, but with Him as well.~

  15. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2018 7:58pm UTC
    You dont have control of the future, you can only have a little influence on it. Sometimes it will come out as you want it and sometimes it wont, but that wonderful rawness of opportunity is life, which is a gift for God .

  16. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2018 9:03pm UTC
    upon my birth
    my mother said
    there is god in you
    can you feel her dancing

  17. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2017 8:17pm UTC
    ...let my grief be dirty and jagged.
    I HAVE NO NEED FOR MERCY.

  18. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2017 2:22pm UTC
    I wish I’d spent more time with my dad when he was still alive – now I don’t have the chance. I wish I had told my brother just how much I loved him before he went off to war – but I just shook his hand. And I wish I’d gone to church on Sunday mornings when my grandma begged me to – but I was scared of God. And I wish I would’ve listened when they said boy, you’re gonna wish you hadn’t... (but I wouldn’t.)

  19. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2017 10:42pm UTC
    Couldn't fight back the tears
    SO I FELL ON MY KNEES
    saYInG GoD, IF You're THere,
    come anD rescue me.

  20. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2017 3:30pm UTC
    I know He's heard my prayers,
    cause He hears everything;
    HE JUST AIN'T ANSWERED BACK,
    or He'd bring you back to me.
    God must be busy.

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