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Little.Cookie.Monster*

Status: eating coockies (of course!)

Member Since: 17 Jun 2013 06:16am

Last Seen: 29 Dec 2014 01:14pm

Location: probably somewhere with lots of cookies

Gender: F

user id: 363342

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The cookie monster will get the cookie only if you find the
the mistake
.
How many cookies is it going to get?
 
  1. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2014 7:37am UTC
    Sometimes me thinks:
    "What is a friend?"
    and then me say:
    "Friend is someone to share the last cookie with."
    -The Cookie Monster

  2. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 11:03am UTC
    Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one"
    -C. S. Lewis

  3. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 10:51am UTC
    The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
    -Lao Tzu

  4. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 10:47am UTC
    Be the change you want to see in the world.
    -Mahatma Gandhi

  5. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 9:49am UTC
    "I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time."
    -Bansky

  6. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 9:11am UTC
    Life is short.
    Break the rules.
    Forgive quickly.
    Kiss slowly.
    Love truly.
    Laugh uncontrollably.
    And never regret anything
    that made you smile.

  7. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 9:05am UTC
    Those who are heartless, once cared too much.
    -(Unknown)

  8. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 8:59am UTC
    It's not what you look at that matters,
    it's what you see.
    -Henry David Thoreau

  9. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
    to buy things they don't want,
    to impress people they don't like.
    -Will Smith
    ~true story~

  10. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    I'm not weird.
    I'm just limited edition.

  11. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    ... NO.

  12. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    The risk I took was calculated,
    but man, I am bad at math.
    #.#

  13. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    Text messages:
    boy: can u listen to me?
    girl: what?
    boy: I like u, ok?
    boy: And i feel that sth is missing in my hart
    girl: I think its an E

  14. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    The most successful people are those
    who are good at Plan B.
    -James Yorke

  15. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    I don't have a dirty mind,
    I have a sexy imagination.
    ;p

  16. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    Always borrow money from a pessimist.
    He won't expect it back.

  17. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    I'm often silent when I'm screaming inside.
    *.*

  18. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    gasjioafhogbs  sdusdnnnnsdnsi lnnmsifisdnfusodhsDSSUDODHUSHOSD SJDBFUAHODHUF srhorghrhorhhr sroihhgrihrhp fihriohihopape fiehobuhsiehiihe fpieifioihouehohie fieifhhgeuhjiodgg jjjboshiehisheoihs
    AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

  19. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?
    Was there a probem
    that people actually think we live twice?
    (lol);p

  20. Little.Cookie.Monster* Little.Cookie.Monster*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    I'm actually not funny.
    I'm just mean
    and people think I'm joking.
    XD

:)

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