Dad: Son, I'm going to arrange you to a marriage Son: No Dad: It's going to be Bill Gates' daughter Son: Then ok Dad goes to Bill Gates Dad: Let my son marry your daughter Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank Bill Gates: Then ok. Dad goes to the President of the World Bank Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank President: No! Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates President: Then ok! THIS IS BUISNESS
It's sad at how when a girl likes a guy who doesn't like her back, its shameful and meaningless But when there's a guy who likes a girl who doesn't like him back, its like the saddest thing in the world
Why do perfume bottles come decorativaly in different shapes and sizes? Like, doesn't it matter what it smells like on the inside than the looks on the outside? "Ooh, that perfume bottle looks so cute with that little twist and how we hold it on its side." *found in the back of the drawer and never used ever again*
I left witty for a few weeks because I forgot my login. A month later I came back, and looked over at the top quotes. I realised how much I missed them; how they make my day and put a smile on my face. And so one magical morning I remembered my login and was able to become a proud wittian again, THANKYOU WITTY
Mother said to the father, "Please have a word with our son, I found a stack of porn0 magazines under his bed" The father walks into the son's bedroom. "Son, you must stop looking at porn0 magazines, they'll make you go blind. "I'm over here dad."