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wonderful_me

Status: me: *logs onto witty* 137 new notifications! Thanks, everyone!! xxx

Member Since: 29 Jun 2013 05:24am

Last Seen: 11 Sep 2016 03:26am

Location: your closet

Gender: F

user id: 364601

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Hi, my name is Elliot
You can call me Ellie if you want... so, nice to meet ya!
not my format.
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About me: (if you are even interested)

cake/food/instagram/kik/friends/bestfriends/bff/bffl/

tehee/singlepringle/
books/reading/fanfic/

pokemon/hate


thunder so much, scares the hell out of

me/rides/talk_to_me_cuz_im_wonderful_me/that


did not make sense but oh well/ sowi, no gifs cuz i hav a



boring profile/


read my quotes/ my fonts are boring


too/not smart enough sadly/ aussie/i follow all my


followers back/im nice so dont be scared/disney/ily


Ok, bye dudette. Or dude. Or alien. Or dog, cat, hamster,

remote control. o_o. Whatever you are, byeeeee

 

  1. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2015 2:20am UTC
    Harper: So, who are you taking to the homecoming dance?
    Alex: My TV.
    ooh, and guess what I'm wearing
    Harper: What?
    Alex: My couch

  2. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 8:25pm UTC
    It's funny cuz in most movies, when a character lies, the truth comes out after some point
    but when I lie the truth will never come out like...ever

  3. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 6:38am UTC
    Dad: Son, I'm going to arrange you to a marriage
    Son: No
    Dad: It's going to be Bill Gates' daughter
    Son: Then ok
    Dad goes to Bill Gates
    Dad: Let my son marry your daughter
    Bill Gates: No
    Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank
    Bill Gates: Then ok.
    Dad goes to the President of the World Bank
    Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank
    President: No!
    Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates
    President: Then ok!
    THIS IS BUISNESS

  4. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 4:01am UTC
    ☁ ☁
    Happiness is like a cloud
    ☁ staying up there no matter
    in rain or shine.

  5. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 3:58am UTC
    "Maybe the wolf is in love with the moon and each month it cries for a love it will never touch"

  6. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:02am UTC
    It's sad at how when a girl likes a guy who doesn't like her back, its shameful and meaningless
    But when there's a guy who likes a girl who doesn't like him back, its like the saddest thing in the world

  7. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 6:11am UTC
    To the world
    You may be one person,
    But to one person
    You may be the world. ❤
    Literally, the best thing Amanda Bynes ever said ~~

  8. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 9:30pm UTC
    Everyone wants happiness,
    no one wants pain
    But you can't have a rainbow,
    without a little rain.
    Please don't remove this!

  9. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 2:47am UTC
    Why do perfume bottles come decorativaly in different shapes and sizes?
    Like, doesn't it matter what it smells like on the inside than the looks on the outside?
    "Ooh, that perfume bottle looks so cute with that little twist and how we hold it on its side."
    *found in the back of the drawer and never used ever again*

  10. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 4:02am UTC
    I left witty for a few weeks because I forgot my login.
    A month later I came back, and looked over at the top quotes.
    I realised how much I missed them; how they make my day and put a smile on my face.
    And so one magical morning I remembered my login and was able to become a proud wittian again,
    THANKYOU WITTY

  11. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 5:09am UTC
    ♔A king only bows down to his queen♔

  12. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 1:33am UTC
    Why are scary movies always in creepy places like hospitals and jails? I want a scary movie in Walmart.
    "Clean up isle 13."
    "But sir...there is no isle 13..." *dramatic music*

  13. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 4:42am UTC
    Mother said to the father, "Please have a word with our son, I found a stack of porn0 magazines under his bed"
    The father walks into the son's bedroom. "Son, you must stop looking at porn0 magazines, they'll make you go blind.
    "I'm over here dad."

  14. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 4:37am UTC
    Boy: hey I saw you on t.v last night
    Friend: really!!?!!?! what channel!??!?!
    Boy: animal planet...

  15. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 4:35am UTC
    Mom: come spend time with the family
    Me: *goes and sits with family*
    Me: *gets insulted by everyone*
    Me: *goes back into room*
    Like if this ever happened to you

  16. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 4:30am UTC
    Me: I bet you can't say the alphabet faster than me
    Friend: A B C D E F G H I...
    Me: the alphabet
    Friend: you son of a b*tch

  17. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 4:28am UTC
    Cop: Did you kill this man?
    Me: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made out of lead, which comes from the ground. This ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed.

  18. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 4:15am UTC
    Doctor: I have good news and bad news
    Patient: Go with the good news first
    Doctor: You have 24 hours to live
    Patient: What!? How about the bad news?
    Doctor: Um...I forgot to tell you yesterday

  19. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 4:07am UTC
    Everyone keeps teasing me about being so damn lazy. I just can't do this anymore. I think I'm just going to kill myself.
    But the gun is like...way over there

  20. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 4:13am UTC
    That awkward moment when you mistake an advertisement for a witty quote

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