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Cop: Did you kill this man?
Me: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made out of lead, which comes from the ground. This ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed.
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Cop: Did you kill this man? Me: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets

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