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Doctor: I have good news and bad news
Patient: Go with the good news first
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live
Patient: What!? How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um...I forgot to tell you yesterday
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Doctor: I have good news and bad news Patient: Go with the good

4 faves · Nov 11, 2013 4:15am

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