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  1. wonderful_me wonderful_me
    posted a quote
     November 11, 2013 4:15am UTC
    Doctor: I have good news and bad news
    Patient: Go with the good news first
    Doctor: You have 24 hours to live
    Patient: What!? How about the bad news?
    Doctor: Um...I forgot to tell you yesterday
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