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wonderful_me
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 2:33am UTC

There is nothing worse than
FALSE HOPE

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 2:25am UTC

Whenever I want to add a quote, I always make sure no one else had posted it too
because I want to be creative instead of people think I had been copying someone else's quote

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 2:48am UTC

If I had to describe life in one word it would be...
indescribable

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 4:05am UTC

Kid: Dear Santa, send me a brother
Santa: Send me your mother

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 2:23am UTC

I'd lie
"What's wrong?"
"Just tired."
-
"Are you okay?"
"I'm fine."
-
"What happened?"
"Nothing."
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"Do you need a hug?"
"No, it's okay"
-
"I'm here for you."
"You don't need to be."
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No matter what you ask me...
no matter what you tell me...
it doesn't matter...
because in the end...
I'd lie

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 7:44am UTC

Why Do People Say They See Cats When They Scroll Over The 'Witty' Title?
All I see is a flashing rainbow...
I'm lost, can someone help me?

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 7:27am UTC

We are best friends
Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up
...After I finish laughing

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 4:50am UTC

face down, a$$ up
That's the way I tie my shoes

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 7:08am UTC

If you want me in your life,
put me there,
I shouldn't have to
fight for a spot

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 7:36am UTC

I think we should have a vacation...six months a year....twice

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 4:30am UTC

Sorry, what language are you speaking?
It sounds like bullsh*t

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 9:59pm UTC

The First Three Words You See Are What You Want In Life
(if you want to share them, comment them down below!)
X C U A L O V E Y K B W S N G
D U A W K C B E A U T Y R J V
Y O U T H F S M G N E Z L P R
M H J R E Y W D K Z L U S T J
F S U C C E S S D H E A L T H
E N M Q X P T I M E L M S A Q
V E X P E R I E N C E G H B W
G H U M O U R L O Y M O N E Y
S Y Z P O P U L A R I T Y N A K
A M K C F U N B X H U Z Y I X
C W I H Y S H A P P I N E S S
H O N E S T Y C F R I E N D S
K P Y J A E T W P O W E R Q C
B T Y A C F R E E D O M J M O
R I W I N T E L L I G E N C E P

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 9:39pm UTC

Be My Friend?
a) yes
b) a
c) b

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 5:03am UTC

School
Schoo.
Scho.
Sch.
Sc.
S.
Su.
Sum.
Summ.
Summe.
Summer.

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 4:46am UTC

Mother: Oh, you know you can tell me anything! I won't tell anyone!
Me: Okay so... *tells her everything*
Mother: *tells dad*
Mother: *tells grandparents*
Mother: *tells aunts and uncles*
Mother: *tells her friends*
Mother: *tells her work mates*
Mother: *tells the next door neighbour*
Mother: *tells Obama*
Mother: *tells aliens*

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 12:14am UTC

PERSON 1: What does idk mean?
PERSON 2: I don't know
PERSON 1: OMG, no-one knows!

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 12:02am UTC

I'd rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, instead of a friend who secretly put me down.

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 11:58pm UTC

POLICE: Where do you live?
ME: with my parents
POLICE: Where do your parents live?
ME: with me
POLICE: Where do you all live?
ME: together
POLICE: Where is your house?
ME: next to my neighbour's house.
POLICE: Where is your neighbours house?
ME: if i tell you, you won't believe me.
POLICE: Tell me.
ME: next to my house.

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 8:39pm UTC

"OMG, i've got something hilarious to tell you
well, first... HAHAHAHAHAHA
ok wait i'll calm- HAHAHAHAHAHA"

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wonderful_me
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 6:29am UTC

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