Best Eat Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Things school has taught me:
-Grades are more important than your morals, emotional, and physical health
-How to hate people in general
-To want to quit life weekly
-How to text/eat in class without getting caught
-Why I will never amount to anything

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 1:36pm UTC

Doctor: The more colorful your diet is, the healthier you will be.
Me: *eats bag of jellybeans*
Me: Nailed it

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 10:38pm UTC

*eating ice cream in winter* THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 2:50pm UTC

I either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all.
There is literally nothing in between.

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Where does the poor meatball live?
In the spaghetto.

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Marian*
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 1:37pm UTC

DUDE I SAID YOU
COULD BORROW
MY PEN
not eat it.

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 11:23am UTC

Format chickittylover
They say
we are what we eat, and for days I ate nothing.
Maybe that's why I became nothing.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Me: I'm too full to eat anymore.
Food: You sure?
Me: No.

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spence*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 3:06pm UTC

would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby????
whats a matter baby?
nothing sweetie what's a matter with you??
I liTERALLY DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 5:44pm UTC

Parenting is eating a dirt
covered banana your toddler serves to you and liking it to avoid a tantrum.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Inspirational speech on TV:
Person: You're fat!
Person: Don't sugarcoat it 'cause you'll eat that, too.
Long story short, the other person is a model now.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 4:06pm UTC

Pickle: I'm kind of a big dill.

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angelcharms
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 10:12am UTC

*me passing by my fridge*
chocolates :EAT US
cake :NO EAT US
Ice Cream : NO THEY SUCK EAT ME
Me : i believe in equality..i will eat you all

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:00pm UTC

BEAUTY

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 1:37pm UTC

B(EA)U(T)Y
OhHoePlease

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 10:49am UTC

YOU WEREN'T BORN
TO BE A SKELETON.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
May 9, 2014 10:10pm UTC

Personally, I'd be offended if a person jumped out of a cake to surprise me.
They are contaminating perfectly good cake!
The only thing I want hiding inside my cake is more cake.

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JKS123
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 2:14pm UTC

Eat whatever you want.
And if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight.
Eat them too.

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 7:23pm UTC

If they say, "You are what you eat",
what does it take to be a human?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 3:09pm UTC

Potatoes are a good example
of the saying "you are what you eat"

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