Eat Quotes

yourcool
posted a quote
October 13, 2016 6:08am UTC

Please eat. I know its easy to skip meals and go hours without anything but please go and get something to eat. You deserve proper meals even if you haven’t exercised, even if they’re more calories than you can count, even if you had take out yesterday. Just eat.

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seafoam*
posted a quote
March 26, 2015 6:10pm UTC

You'll never see me or catch me complain; grace under pressure and charm under strain, or so I pretend for the sake of my pride. I'm clean on the outside but I'm dirty inside.

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the1975*
posted a quote
August 27, 2014 6:50pm UTC

If you didn't cut last night, I'm proud of you.
If you didn't purge last night, I'm proud of you.
If you ate something last night, I'm proud of you.
If you calmed yourself down during an
aniety attack, I'm proud of you.
If you didn't let the bullies get to you,
I'm proud of you.
If you stayed alive for another night,
I'm proud of you.

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
July 10, 2014 11:26am UTC

eat when im sad
eat when im happy
eat when im with my friends
eat when im on the computer
eat when im bored
eat when im with my family

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
July 6, 2014 9:20pm UTC

When I find myself
in times of trouble,
Remus Lupin
comes to me,
speaking words of wisdom:
"Eat. You'll feel better."

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
June 10, 2014 10:31pm UTC

How do cannibals like... not eat each other?

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Forever His*
posted a quote
May 26, 2014 3:25am UTC

Aha My Life Cycle = Wake Up - Eat - Fifa - Internet - Eat - Fifa - Fifa - Eat - Internet - Sleep xD

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
May 17, 2014 8:03pm UTC

Unable to eat diarrhea
Unable to eat, diarrhea
COMMAS
USE THEM

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MonsterBeneathYourBed
posted a quote
May 9, 2014 11:12pm UTC

My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain
so I could be a vegetarian.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
May 9, 2014 10:10pm UTC

Personally, I'd be offended if a person jumped out of a cake to surprise me.
They are contaminating perfectly good cake!
The only thing I want hiding inside my cake is more cake.

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Gal_in_Wonderland
posted a quote
April 21, 2014 5:54pm UTC

Activate Teen Mode:
Watch a random movie/blast music in headphones
Curl up in a sweatshirt two sizes too big
Eat chocolate
Eat more chocolate
Feel sad about life and/or possibly a fight that just occured
Eat even more chocolate
Read a book/play more music
Warning: This mode may contain other reactions such as procrastination and/or crying

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Failure*
posted a quote
April 15, 2014 2:01pm UTC

“If you cut yourself, if you hate yourself, if you eat, if you don’t eat. If your parents split up, if your parents hit you, if your mom tells you you’re a piece of trash. If you got in a car crash and half you face is gone— wake up in the morning and give yourself a chance. Do it. Not for music, not for any other reason than the fact that you’re alive and you were given the grace to wake up another day. So do it, man. Just freaking get out there and try.”

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 26, 2014 3:59pm UTC

let's play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
March 25, 2014 7:00am UTC

If im bored, i open up the fridge 9 times i a row.

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Steezy
posted a quote
March 13, 2014 1:09pm UTC

When bored I eat
When tired I eat
When hungry I eat
When angry I eat
But
When happy I feast with gummy bears and everything.

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Failure*
posted a quote
March 6, 2014 11:53pm UTC

Sleep, Eat, School, Work, Eat, Computer, Eat, Sleep.
"Repeat"
Monday-Friday.

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Ayesha01
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 3:30pm UTC

eat → eat
↑ ____↓
eat ← eat

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 10:55am UTC

Carl: I'LL K.LL ALL WOODBURY!
Pudding: Calm, Carl. Eat Pudding~
Pudding: Better?
Carl: Muuuuuuuuuuch better! :DDD
(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

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brittanyfaithw
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 6:10pm UTC

i wanna eat a mountain-load of STARBURST GUMMIES!!!!!!!!!

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appleloop*
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 7:02pm UTC

If you expect the world to be fair with you, because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting a lion not to eat you because you didn't eat him.

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