Dinosaurs Quotes

Pointless...*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 9:05pm UTC

What do you call a dinosaur
with the
giggles?
a ve-lol-ciraptor!

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Fay*
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 4:00pm UTC

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?DinosnoreHahahaSomeone date me pls

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x-Abbie-x*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 8:20pm UTC

summer has come and past
>> the innocent can never last

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MoonAngel
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October 11, 2013 1:25pm UTC

“You can have all the money in the world... but theres one thing you'll never have... a dinosaur.”
-Homer simpson

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ocean pixie*
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September 23, 2013 12:55pm UTC

can you imagine sitting in the car at a red light and then looking over at the car next to you and seeing a t-rex driving???

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 4:44am UTC

Today, a friend and i had a
discussion about dinosaurs
and came to the conclusion
that t-rexs' were only angry
and aggressive because
their arms were too short
to hug one another.
:)

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FlagTwirler
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 11:48pm UTC

Dinosaur talk
Rawr: I love you
Rawr: im gunna eat you
Rawr: you annoy me
Rawr: your beautiful
Rawr: leave me the F*ck alone
In case you havn't realised the only thing dinosaurs say is rawr........

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*Dirtbag*
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August 17, 2013 7:13pm UTC

Dinosaurs Are Beautiful

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:48pm UTC

five facts about reading:
fact one: reading can make you better at conversations
fact two: neighbors will nevercomplain that your book is too loud
fact three: knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You'd better read.
fact four: books mhave stopped bullets- reading can save your life!
fact five: dinosaurs didn't read. look what happened to them.

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TimmyToTheTurner
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:40am UTC

witty didn't ruin my life. i was already a loser before i joined

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Step 1: Go to http://vogue.co.uk
Step 2: On your keyboard punch in *up* *up* *down* *down* *left* *right* *left* *right* B A A
Step 3: Laugh

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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 11:13am UTC

Our love by BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
Our love is like an injured bird,
It should be in the sky.
But it will need some healing time
Before it can go fly.
Our love is like a dinosaur bone,
It's took hard work to be found.
And it would be the worst thing in the world
if we just put it down.
You see, we're not just children anymore.
We can't just scream & shout.
So I just hope,
with a full loving heart,
That we can work things out.

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AnythingCanHappen
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June 29, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Rawr does NOT mean I love you In dinosaur.
Haven't You seen Jurrasic Park?
Rawr means "Im gonna fricken kill you."

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 3:37pm UTC

THIS IS AMERICA, PEOPLE.
It's totally cool if you state your opinion on the internet.
BUT THIS IS AMERICA.
Which means it's also totally cool if someone b-tches you out because they disagree.
SO. If you're going to say something, toughen up, brace yourself, and learn to deal with a little hate.
And I'll end with a joke:
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesawus !

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RachellaRingo32
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 10:09pm UTC

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 10:54pm UTC

It's funny how you start to notice all
the little things he does. Like the way
he eats his food by grabbing it with
his unusually tiny arms and stuffing
it in his mouth. The way he roars when
you look at him. The way he stomps
the floor. When he says, "Rawr?" and
your heart instantly races.

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RealGrandpaWitty
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 11:47am UTC

When I was your age
the bracelets read
"What Will Jesus Do?"

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yourebeyoutiful
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:37am UTC

yeah, iv'e made many mistakes .
life didn't come with instructions .

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yourebeyoutiful
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:34am UTC

if history repeats itself, i am so getting a dinosaur!

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Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 3:29pm UTC

Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs.
And we came to the conclusion that T-rex's were only angry and aggressive because their arms were too short to hug one another.

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