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yourebeyoutiful

1. yourebeyoutiful
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2013 8:42am UTC
   It's up to you to decide who's
   important enough to be worth the stress.
   
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2. yourebeyoutiful
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2013 8:32am UTC
   i'll fake all the smiles,
   IF IT STOPS ALL THE QUESTIONS.
   
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3. yourebeyoutiful
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   May 28, 2013 8:24am UTC
   i don't talk because no one listens to me .
   
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4. yourebeyoutiful
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2013 12:06am UTC
   the little kid next door just opened his window and yelled " what is 27 plus 4 " and i yelled "its 31" and he said " thank you god lady".
   - tumblr
   nmq
   
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5. yourebeyoutiful
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2013 6:38am UTC
   shoulder
   shoulder
   shoulder
   shoulder
   
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6. yourebeyoutiful
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2013 4:50am UTC
   if i had a british accent , i'd never shutup . ♥
   
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7. yourebeyoutiful
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2013 4:45am UTC
   don't stand to close to the heater hun, PLASTIC MELTS.
   
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8. yourebeyoutiful
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2013 4:37am UTC
   yeah, iv'e made many mistakes .
   life didn't come with instructions .
   
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9. yourebeyoutiful
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   May 19, 2013 4:34am UTC
   if history repeats itself, i am so getting a dinosaur!
   
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10. yourebeyoutiful
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:27am UTC
    im a ninja .
    no your not .
    did you see me do that ?
    do what ?
    exactly .
    
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11. yourebeyoutiful
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:11am UTC
    that moment when you get something new and you accidentally drop it .
    
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12. yourebeyoutiful
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:04am UTC
    five words
    i never want to hear :
    youre failing math .
    
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13. yourebeyoutiful
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 3:50am UTC
    when all of the 'mums' have a catch-up talk,
    they talk as if everyone is deaf,
    and laugh like hyenas ,
    in public .
    
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14. yourebeyoutiful
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 3:44am UTC
    me: why is everybody
    going to bed, it's only -
    OH.
    
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15. yourebeyoutiful
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 3:30am UTC
    leaning
    when the bowling ball goes the wrong way
    
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