Diets Quotes

ayshau123
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May 19, 2014 12:49pm UTC

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothes. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing I wouldn’t have singed up in the first place!

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cocopuffs
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December 20, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Mom: Why aren't you on a diet?
Me: Because I like food.

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StephanieCollado
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August 14, 2013 12:32am UTC

Doctor: The more colourful your diet is, the healthier you will be.
Me:*eats a bag of Skittles*
Me: Nailed it.

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goawayanthony*
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August 6, 2013 12:20am UTC

[flops on floor]
why can't my diet understand me?

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Emacy
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July 21, 2013 3:44am UTC

and the difference between you and I is that you say 'sugar free' like its a good thing.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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June 20, 2013 8:50pm UTC

"Why aren't you on a diet? "
"Because I like to eat. Is that such a crime? "

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KayleeAnn22
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June 17, 2013 8:43pm UTC

I kinda feel bad for diets, i mean, everyone's constantly cheating on them.

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brush_your_teeth
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June 9, 2013 10:11pm UTC

I hate hipsters.
Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet and sawdust bedding.
No, wait...
Hamsters. I hate hamsters.

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PrettyUnicorn101
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June 2, 2013 10:57am UTC

Im gonna lose weight. Im gonna exercise everyday. Im gonna go on a diet and stick to it.........is that cake?

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charmedem
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April 8, 2013 1:31pm UTC

New Years: I'm going to eat healthier!
Valentines Day: I've been doing good on my diet. I think I'll treat myself to some candy.
Easter: I'll get back to my diet,,, after this bunny.
First Day of Summer: Okay! I have to lose a bunch of weight for swimsuit season!
July 4th: This is the last year I will wear a Tshirt over my bathing suit!
1st Day of School: I'm too busy to workout now!
Winter Break: Winter makes everyone lazy!
New Years: I'm going to eat healthier!

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MarioCuevas
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April 7, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Diet plan :
make all of my friends cupcakes; the fatter
they get the thinner i look .

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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March 8, 2013 10:12pm UTC

Me: I think I'll go on a diet.
Me: -Eats half of the worlds
food supply.-
Me: I'm thinner already!

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sassiegirl
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January 28, 2013 8:56pm UTC

I tried to go on a diet......
4 hours later I was like damm I need a bagel!!!

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spence*
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January 25, 2013 11:47am UTC

biggest lie ever;
ill start my diet tomorrow

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