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sassiegirl

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Member Since: 4 Jan 2013 07:54pm

Last Seen: 23 Jun 2013 03:22pm

user id: 345074

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  1. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    BODY PART ASKS:
    FEET: something I want to accomplish in life
    KNEES: things that make me go weak in the knees
    HEART: people I can't live without
    MOUTH: favorite quotes
    NOSE: favorite scents
    EARS: favorite songs
    EYES: celebrity crushes

  2. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    There are 3 kinds of people in this world
    Those who are good at math
    and those who aren't

  3. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    Invade my privacy :)
    Purple: 10 facts about my room
    Blue: 9 facts about my family
    Green: 8 facts about my body
    Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
    Orange: 6 facts about my hometown
    Red: 5 facts about my best friend
    Pink: 4 facts about my parents
    White: 3 facts about my personality
    Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
    Black: 1 fact about the person I like
    Comment a color, I promise I'll answer.
    NMQ

  4. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    the truth never set me free so
    i'll do it myself

  5. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    teenager (noun):
    when you're to young for half the things you wan to do and to old for the other half

  6. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    i opened the fridge and can't find anything to eat....

  7. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    I poured RedBull in my coffee this morning. I see sounds.
    nmq

  8. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    #1 Rule in argueing
    If you are losing correct thier grammar. It's entertaining.

  9. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    No!
    You may not 'axe' me a question.
    I don't speak Wal-mart.
    nmq

  10. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    CRAP. I just said something my mother would have said.

  11. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    You know it's gonna be a great story when it starts "THIS B*ITCH"

  12. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    LIFE :
    A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE THAT ENDS IN DEATH

  13. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    Does anyone know some good punk, metal or screamo bands? I'm trying to find some new ones. Thanks!

  14. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    Thanks Witty! I logged off for 1 hr and had 30 notifications! I have 22 followers so I feel very loved by the little bit of Witty that actually cares what I have to post about my life.

  15. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    HONESTY HOUR
    ask me anything!! I will answer honestly!
    F4F HOUR TOO!

  16. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    No! Of course my cramps don't hurt!
    It's just my body laying FREAKING EGG and if it doesn't get used my body will rips down the walls inside me
    No big deal.
    nmq

  17. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    I am allergic to stupidity
    So I break out in sarcasm

  18. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm

  19. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    The 13 Things PMS stands for:
    -Pass My Shotgun
    -Puffy Mid SEction
    -Physcotic Mood Swings
    -People Make me Sick
    -Pardon My Sobbing
    -Provide Me Sweets
    -Pissy Mood Syndrome
    -Pimples May Surface
    -Pass Me my Sweatshirt
    -Poor Men Suck
    -Pack My Stuff
    my favorite
    -Potential Murder Suspect

  20. sassiegirl sassiegirl
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    My superpower is sarcasm.
    What's yours?
    I really wanna know ;)

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