Best Dead Quotes Today

mtndewhm*
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 5:43pm UTC

Perfect guys only exist in books, and they usually end up dead.

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† *
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 9:23pm UTC

WE'RE ALL JUST DEAD INSIDE.

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jariley*
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 10:11pm UTC

Cancer
It just doesn't kill the person who has it. It kills the all people who love that person. It slowly tears them apart, nagging at them. That person waits for your life to end. Waiting, wanting something you can't have. Then when they're gone, you live in regret. Remembering everything you never did. Everything you did do that was wrong. It kills everyone. It kills me having it, but kills my family and friends dealing with me and cancer.♥
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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 8, 2014 11:47pm UTC

mum: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 10:00am UTC

So... Heart touching story...
If you have tym just read n feel it
Boy: Hey, hun!
Girl: Hey.
Boy: I missed you at school today.
Why weren't you there?
Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the
doctor.
Boy: Oh really? Why?
Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual
shots, that's all.
Boy: Oh.
Girl: So what did we do in math
today?
Boy: You didn't miss anything that
great, just a lot of notes.
Girl: Ok, good.
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Hey, I have a question...
Boy: Ok, ask away.
Girl: ....how much do you love me?
Boy: You know I love you more than
anything in this world.
Girl: Yeah...
Boy: Why did you ask?
Girl: ...>silence<...
Boy: Is something wrong?
Girl: No. Nothing at all.
Girl: ...how much do you care about
me?
Boy: I would give you the world in a
heartbeat if I could.
Girl: You would?
Boy: Yeah of course I would.
>sounding worried< Is there
something wrong?
Girl: No, everything's fine...
Boy: Are you sure?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Okay...I hope so.
Girl: ..........would you die for me?
Boy: I would take a bullet for you
anyday, hun.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Anyday. Now, seriously, is
there something wrong?
Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're
fine. Everyone and everything is
fine.
Boy: ......okay.
Girl: ....well, I have to go. I'll see
you tomorrow at school.
Boy: Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU!
Girl: Yeah...I love you, too. Bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
Boy: Hey, have you seen my
girlfriend today?
Friend: No.
Boy: Oh.
Friend: She wasn't here yesterday,
either.
Boy: I know. She was acting all
weird on the phone last night.
Friend: Well, dude, you know how
girls are sometimes.
Boy: Yeah, but not her.
Friend: I don't know what else to
say, man.
Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to
english. I'll see ya after school.
Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science.
Later.
THAT NIGHT:
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
Girl: Hello?
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Oh, hi.
Boy: Why weren't you at school
today?
Girl: Uh, I had another appointment
with the doctor.
Boy: Are you sick?
Girl: ……..um, I have to go. My
mom’s calling on the other line.
Boy: I’ll wait.
Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you
later.
Boy: Alright…………I love you.
>very long pause<
Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I
think we should break up.
Boy: What!?
Girl: It’s the best thing for us right
now.
Boy: Why??
Girl: I love you.
-click-
THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO
SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND
DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
Boy: Hey dude.
Friend: Hey.
Boy: What’s up?
Friend: Nothing. Hey…have you
talked to your ex lately?
Boy: No.
Friend: So you didn’t hear?
Boy: Hear what?
Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should
be the one to tell you…
Boy: dude, what the hell just tell
me!
Friend: Uh….call this number…
433-555-3468
Boy: Ok…
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
Voice: Hello, Suppam County
Hospital. This is Nurse Beckham.
Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong
number. I’m looking for my friend.
Voice: What is their name, sir?
(boy gives info)
Voice: Yes, this is the right number.
She’s one of our patients here.
Boy: Really? Why? What
happened??? How is she???
Voice: Her room number is 646 in
building A, suite 3.
Boy: WHAT HAPPENED!?!?
Voice: Please come by, sir, and you
can see her. Goodbye.
Boy: WAIT! NO!
-dial tone-
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO
ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3.
GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL
BED.
Boy: Oh my God, are u okay??
Girl: ..................
Boy: Sweetie!! Talk to me!!
Girl: I..........
Boy: You what?? YOU WHAT???
Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life
support.
Boy: .....................>breaks into
tears<......................
Girl: They're taking me off tonight.
Boy: Why??
Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I
couldn’t .
Boy: Why didn’t you tell me????
Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
Boy: You could never hurt me.
Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt
about me the same as I felt about
you.
Boy: …?
Girl: I love you more than anything.
I would give you the world in a
heartbeat. I would die for you and
take a bullet for you.
Boy: (crying)
Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll
always be here with you
Boy: Then why did you break up
with me?
Nurse: Young man, visiting hours
are over.
The boy leaves and later that night
the girl is taken off of life support
and dies, but what the boy didn’t
know is that the girl only asked him
those questions so she could hear
him say it one last time. She only
broke up with him because she
knew she only had 3 more weeks
left to live and thought that it would
cause him less pain and give him
time to get over her before she
died.
NEXT DAY
The boy is found dead with a gun in
one hand and a note in the other.
THE NOTE SAID:
“I told her that I would take a bullet
for her, just like she said she would
die for me.” :'( :'(

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 2:57pm UTC

My friend posted on Instagram:
"I get butterflys and cant stop looking at him, I'm in love."
And another girl commented "If you can't spell butterflies, boys should not be your top priority."
I can't even deal......
😂😂😂

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 9:18am UTC

People only care unless
You're pretty,
or
Dead.

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appleloop*
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 9:13am UTC

I'm in love with dead memories.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Music Teacher: everyone will be singing a song of my choice in front of the class.
Me: no.
Music Teacher: this will take place next week.
Me: you're asking for death
Me: ...and to be burried alive then dragged out of your grave
Me: ...and stomped on by heavy angry elephants
Me: ...and thrown into a pool of sharks while on your period
Me: ...and finally turned into a shooting target

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 2:44am UTC

Dear hair,
I'm sorry I burn,cut and tie you up but I will always love you.

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*Death*
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 2:31pm UTC

I hate mothers day because everybody gets to tell their mom how much they love them and get them a present. How am I supposed tell my mom I love her or get her flowers when she's been gone for 5 years now? I miss her so much, I just want to see her again and sit in her lap and have her hold me like she used to when I was little. Whenever I was sad, she would notice and cheer me up. She was always the one person I could turn to whenever I needed help, or even just a hug. She was the perfect mother, someone all the other kids were jealous of. The 'cool' mom. She was my hero. I want her back.. I miss my mommy.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 4:56pm UTC

"How are you?"
"Good,"
I lie as blood steadly runs down my wrists

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chasingsunshine
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 8:58am UTC

She was dead a long time before she killed herself.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 11:15pm UTC

R.I.P.
Paul Walker

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justbecauseyoucan
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Dead asked Life:
‘’Why does everyone hate me, but love you?
Life: ‘’ I’am a beautifull lie, and you are a painful truth.’’

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*Death*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 11:23pm UTC

The first person to see my scars
WILL BE THE ONE WHO FINDS ME DEAD
with the blood from my final deed surrounding me

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Delicate*
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 10:24am UTC

She used to be so happy.
Now she looks like someone drained the life from her.

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Nathannn
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 2:59pm UTC

TAKE THAT RAGE, PUT IT ON A PAGE
TAKE THE PAGE TO THE STAGE
BLOW THE ROOF OFF THE PLACE
(MY LAST QUOTE ON WITTY, FOREVER.)

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 5:18am UTC

What is Glee going to do,
now that Cory is gone?

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
February 28, 2014 5:53pm UTC

so apparently Peter Pan is
actually an angel who flies kids to heaven when they die aka
N E V E R L A N D which means all the 'lost boys' were dead too and that's why
>they never grew up.<

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