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Best Dead Quotes Ever

  1. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    Witty Profiles is a community of 347,452 writers.
    I wonder how many of them are dead.

  2. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    You offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache...
    and suddenly she's not your friend anymore....

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Soap operas are so ridiculous
    "She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how."

  4. Plusle_N_Minun Plusle_N_Minun
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    Zimmerman is free
    Cory monteith is dead
    Kyle massey has cancer
    Casey Anthony is pregnant,
    On a scale of 1-10
    How done are you with this day?

  5. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    and Liam you stay exactly where
    you are cause you are
    per-fect

  6. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 10:23am UTC
    When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart with a pistol? No. When they drink soup made from a poisonous mushroom? No. When they have an incurable disease? No. It’s when they are forgotten.

  7. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    Can cute boys around me stop being
    - gay
    - younger than me
    - 15 years older than me
    - 1234512345 miles away
    - taken
    - famous
    - fictional
    - or dead?

  8. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    Sometimes when you intensely dislike a person due to something, you just have to take comfort in the fact that, one day, they will be dead.
    -Dan Howell

  9. Hanny* Hanny*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 8:28am UTC
    Am I the only person that almost cried when they found out Matt Smith was leaving Doctor Who?

  10. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE
    BREATHING
    DON'T MEAN YOU'RE
    ALIVE

  11. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so it's a win - win situation it's like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death, death with benefits

  12. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    He's dieing inside,
    Thats not okay.
    Though his face is emotionless,
    His mind and heart are astray.
    The words people say,
    do hurt.
    But what he tells himself,
    make him feel like dirt.
    He should feel happy,
    emotions running high.
    But in he only feels numb
    He can't even cry.

  13. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 5:00am UTC
    When I used to think about witty's future I never pictured this...
    Witty used to be an escape, a really, really cool one, with over a thousand people a day and all different kinds of people and quotes that were pretty da.m fcking awesome. There are friends on here I've met that have impacted me, and inspired me to be a better person and see things from a different perspective, people who have changed my life. Friends that I'll never forget <3
    & who remembers those legendary, amazing users?
    FramingMatthew ? ..RIP <3 I can't go on his profile without bawling my eyes out...
    ThatsSoMeee ? She posted the most beautiful quotes.
    Jimmy365 ? Hilarious posts... Also famous for pretending to be a gay guy when in fact was a female :P
    And there's sooooo many others. Does anyone else remember that year when it seemed like more boys kept joining each second? And those pointless fights over Nutella and homosexuality and original quotes? And the band phases like One Direction and the Jonas Brothers? And the I-can't-believe-Harry-Potter-is-over time?
    No matter what, in the end, we were all a family and there for each other. People would pile non stop comments on a quote like 'I wish I was dead' and save lives with the fact that they simply cared.
    So much stuff has happened, so many unforgettable friendships formed. & we're all that's left.
    Witty will either die with what's left of us, or we can resurrect it. But my main point is, that I love this website, and it has changed me, and so have the people I've found on here, and I just wish it wasn't ending in such a dreadful way. Witty was a home for me.

  14. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 11:51am UTC
    Teacher: Yeah, just give me your email and I'll send you the assignment.
    Me: sexwithzayn69@hotmail.com
    Teacher: ...

  15. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    Fact: Dying is the #1 cause
    of death in the world.

  16. TeenDefinition TeenDefinition
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    cataphobia
    (n.) the fear of dying and leaving words unsaid

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    You
    look up at the stars and don't know
    which ones are
    still alive
    their light just hasn't faded yet
    People are like that aswell
    You don't know which ones are already dead
    on the inside
    a.g.

  18. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    My new favorite song:
    Dead Bite: Hollywood Undead ; Notes from the Underground
    ♥❤♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Good night sleep tight. Don't let the dead bite.

  19. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    According to Astronomy, when
    you wish upon a star, you're actually
    a few million years too late.
    The star is dead.
    Just like your dreams

  20. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    Perfect guys only exist in books, and they usually end up dead.

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