Best Cream Quotes Today

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 5:12pm UTC

I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me.
After today, the ice cream man will have to find business elsewhere.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 10:38pm UTC

*eating ice cream in winter* THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

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fefe123
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Me; I Love..
Him; Me?
Me; Dont Interrupt me i was gonna say Ice-Cream

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RaZor shøt §*
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 2:00pm UTC

am i the only one who eat ben and jerrys ice cream in the winter

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thecookie1997
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 9:40pm UTC

Dont put
your mouse
over this quote
format by fake_a_smile

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TheJealousOne
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 12:14pm UTC

I'm always
thinking about what the person
I'm going to marry is doing right now.
I wonder if the person I'm going to marry thinks
that sometimes aswell.

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LittleOne12
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 11:56pm UTC

Am I the only one who exercises,
Then has a bowl of ice cream?
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Leonidas32123
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 4:21pm UTC

nnnnnn
nnnnnn
nnnnnn Look!!
nnnnnn
nnnnnn OREOS!!
nnnnnn
nnnnnn After i licked off all the cream *evil giggle*
nnnnnn :)

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 10:40pm UTC

me: Dad is there anything you can do for my jellyfish sting?
my dad: Umm... Yeah I think I've got something.
my dad: *looks through cabinet*
my dad: *pulls out tube*
my dad: this should help.
me: *put's some on my ankle*
me: That already feels better, what is it?
my dad: It's just acream that helps with itching.
me: *Goes about the rest of my night*
my mom: *whispers* You do know that's for diaper rashes right?
me: ... *facepalms*

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michbart4
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 2:10pm UTC

I opened a package of oreos and one of the oreos didn't have cream in it. Now I'm just sitting here wondering why bad things happen to good people.

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jesusfreak789
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 8:08pm UTC

cookie or creme ?
you decide ! comment 1 for cookie or 2 for creme.

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michbart4
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 12:01pm UTC

I opened a package of oreos and one of the oreos didn't have cream in it. Now I'm just sitting here wondering why bad things happen to good people.

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Clarice
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 7:02pm UTC

It's not where you start, it's where you finish.
It's not how you go, it's how you land.
A hundred to one shot, they call you a clutz.
You can outrun the favorites, all you need is the guts!
The final turn will not deminish,
And you can be the cream of the crop!
It's not where you start, it's where you finish,
And I'm gonna finish...
on top!
~Unknown~

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iambubbles
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 8:04pm UTC

1. take 2 chocolate chip cookies (or chocolate cookies etc.)
2. get nutella
3. take a knife and put nutella on one cookie
4. put marshmallow cream on one cookie
5. put peanut butter on a knife
6. put the cookies on both sides of the knife and slide the knife out of the cookies
7 eat.

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wall-e*
posted a quote
December 1, 2015 7:24pm UTC

dairy queen ice cream cake = childhood

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Iwannacookie2304
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 5:09am UTC

when you
run out of
ice cream
and you see your whole life flash before your eyes
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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WantingTheEnd
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 7:00am UTC

So, last night was awkward...
I get drunk at a club and a 34 year old woman gives me a shot, licks the whipped cream off my lips and shoves her tongue down my throat in front of my entire family.

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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
posted a quote
June 30, 2015 3:16pm UTC

I am the Biblethey are all verses

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