Cream Quotes

wall-e*
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December 1, 2015 7:24pm UTC

dairy queen ice cream cake = childhood

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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
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June 30, 2015 3:16pm UTC

I am the Biblethey are all verses

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*crybaby*
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January 29, 2014 10:38pm UTC

*eating ice cream in winter* THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

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RaZor shøt §*
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December 28, 2013 2:00pm UTC

am i the only one who eat ben and jerrys ice cream in the winter

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fefe123
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October 14, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Me; I Love..
Him; Me?
Me; Dont Interrupt me i was gonna say Ice-Cream

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WantingTheEnd
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October 13, 2013 7:00am UTC

So, last night was awkward...
I get drunk at a club and a 34 year old woman gives me a shot, licks the whipped cream off my lips and shoves her tongue down my throat in front of my entire family.

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iambubbles
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September 9, 2013 8:04pm UTC

1. take 2 chocolate chip cookies (or chocolate cookies etc.)
2. get nutella
3. take a knife and put nutella on one cookie
4. put marshmallow cream on one cookie
5. put peanut butter on a knife
6. put the cookies on both sides of the knife and slide the knife out of the cookies
7 eat.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
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July 29, 2013 10:40pm UTC

me: Dad is there anything you can do for my jellyfish sting?
my dad: Umm... Yeah I think I've got something.
my dad: *looks through cabinet*
my dad: *pulls out tube*
my dad: this should help.
me: *put's some on my ankle*
me: That already feels better, what is it?
my dad: It's just acream that helps with itching.
me: *Goes about the rest of my night*
my mom: *whispers* You do know that's for diaper rashes right?
me: ... *facepalms*

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Leonidas32123
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June 28, 2013 4:21pm UTC

nnnnnn
nnnnnn
nnnnnn Look!!
nnnnnn
nnnnnn OREOS!!
nnnnnn
nnnnnn After i licked off all the cream *evil giggle*
nnnnnn :)

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Hamida*
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May 17, 2013 4:58pm UTC

Ice cream!!!! If u like ice cream... Then fave thus!!!

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Clarice
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May 9, 2013 7:02pm UTC

It's not where you start, it's where you finish.
It's not how you go, it's how you land.
A hundred to one shot, they call you a clutz.
You can outrun the favorites, all you need is the guts!
The final turn will not deminish,
And you can be the cream of the crop!
It's not where you start, it's where you finish,
And I'm gonna finish...
on top!
~Unknown~

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jesusfreak789
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May 6, 2013 8:08pm UTC

cookie or creme ?
you decide ! comment 1 for cookie or 2 for creme.

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TheJealousOne
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April 25, 2013 12:14pm UTC

I'm always
thinking about what the person
I'm going to marry is doing right now.
I wonder if the person I'm going to marry thinks
that sometimes aswell.

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