Cooking Quotes

GhostTown
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March 14, 2015 6:38pm UTC

Mum: Today, I am going to teach you how to cook.
Mum: Okay, so, first you put t-
****EXPLOSION SOUNDS****

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peek-a-boo*
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July 11, 2014 1:51pm UTC

MY COOKING IS SO AWESOME
EVEN MY SMOKE ALARM CHEERS ME ON

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Adriana Smith *
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February 21, 2014 11:47pm UTC

Is it bad when you cant figure out if a pizza is done cooking?
Im gonna be a horriable wife!!

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thetypewriterspause
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January 22, 2014 7:25pm UTC

That Typical Teenager:
Never understanding why your mom won't make spaghetti tacos

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ducky_the_impossible
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December 17, 2013 8:07am UTC

Being such a good cook
that even the fire alarm
cheers you on! :D

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Differents0x
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September 25, 2013 10:35am UTC

Clumsy me
i burnt my finger
from trying to
pick up a tray
in cooking class
oppsy daisy i wont
do it again c:

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Tman89frost
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September 17, 2013 11:13pm UTC

My friends roommate tried to make ramen without the water, and their dorm smells like burnt chinese food with a hint of cardboard.

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NotReaD
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September 10, 2013 9:20pm UTC

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, ‘Well, that’s not going to happen.

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Tori-bird *
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August 28, 2013 10:08pm UTC

i like cooking my pets family and friends.
use comas, dont be a psycho.

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Calibri (Body) *
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August 24, 2013 7:28pm UTC

I asked my mum how to cook
she showed me how to cut a sandwich in half

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Michelle*
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August 13, 2013 6:51pm UTC

You know you need a life when your watching forgien cooking shows...

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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August 7, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Me: I can smell the back to school in the air.
Mom: What?
Me: Tears, pain, agony... death.
Me: Oh wait, that last one was your cooking.

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beebessey
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August 6, 2013 8:39pm UTC

I can cook like my mom and drink like my dad, how am I single still?

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FreddyJ
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June 17, 2013 6:21pm UTC

John Green cooks food with 3-year-old son, Henry...
John: You take the celery, and then you add like, peanut butter and raisins and it's called "ants on a log."
Henry: I don't want peanut butter on it!
John: You don't want peanut butter on it?!
Henry: No!
John: What are you, a Communist?!
Henry: Umm...yes!
John: You are?!
Henry: Yes!
John: That's a surprise...but you know what? I'm just happy that you're politically engaged at your age, I think that's great.

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