Best Contest_relatable_quote Quotes This Week

happiest*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Me : tries to do homewrok
Relax! Something went wrong

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:36pm UTC

At McDonalds last night this dude,
gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
"You McF/cked up.
format credit to: Jade672

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spence*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 1:09pm UTC

kind of weird isn't it..
How all of a sudden someone just decides to never talk to you again.
No reason.
No explanation.. No words said.
They just leave you like you meant nothing to them.
And the thing that hurts the most is how they make it look so easy.

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kelly*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 3:10am UTC

why can't periods just last for like an hour, like okay you've made your point, I'm not pregnant you can leave now

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Format chickittylover
Facebook would be . .
way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes
girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
details at eleven . . . .

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 11:35am UTC

what if eyebrows went
all the way around our eyes

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Old people are either super nice
or the meanest people on earth
there is no inbetween.

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kelly*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 3:58am UTC

i want to play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body

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kelly*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 3:26am UTC

during a maths test:
me: my answer = 23
answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
me: well 23 is closest to 170, so that must be the answer

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 1:35pm UTC

"Why don’t people want to hang out with me" I say as I do something impulsive and reckless with no concern for other human life

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SarahCouchy33
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Never call a girl fat.
You'll never know how far she'll go to be the opposite.

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giveyourheartabreak
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 9:45am UTC

I hate when teacher's are like
"I don't grade anything over the weekend because that weekend is my time,"
And then they give you like 20 hours of homework.
Excuse me, please explain to me how this is fair.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:13pm UTC

The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.

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capsized*
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Please! Please! PLEASE!
don't fall too fast.
because I'm susceptible
to falling in love
WITH WHAT I'VE ALREADY HAD.
Please don't remove this!

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 6:46pm UTC

Today is one of those days
when I just want to listen
to beautiful, sad songs
and cry for hours

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AWittyGirl
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 5:17pm UTC

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:05pm UTC

The worst feeling in the world is knowing that you did the best you could
and it still wasn't good enough.
- format by Breeze

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kimsgrande
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 6:30pm UTC

i love every second that we spend talking
but honestly you don't even care.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:02pm UTC

stop editing your,
Picture's, what is you go missing?
How could we find you if you look like
Beyonce on facebook,
and waka flocka in person.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 10:13am UTC

*Girl in my advisory gets asked to homecoming*
Me: Your date is way hotter than mine.
Her: Wait, who's your date?
Me: No one.
*Rolls off into the sunset to go ask my 69 cats to homecoming*

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