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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 22, 2013 1:29am UTC

Those nights when your brain wakes you up to tell you that you're head over heels in love.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 20, 2013 11:39am UTC

I think I have a boyfriend now...

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 17, 2013 9:30am UTC

I love how everyone who took the PSAT yesterday promised to not talk about any part of the test and now the cow has its own Twitter.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 12, 2013 2:12pm UTC

There's this guy at my school who's really hot (he looks like Alexander Ludwig).
His best friend isn't cute but has an incredible British accent.
Oh, the tension watching those two...

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 12, 2013 2:08pm UTC

I've seen fire
And I've seen rain.
I've seen sunny days
That I thought would never end.
I've seen lonely times
When I could not find a friend.
But I always thought I'd see you again.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 10, 2013 8:56pm UTC

Not emotionally prepared for tonight's episode of Glee.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 10, 2013 1:02pm UTC

There's a 30% chance that it's already raining...

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 10, 2013 12:58pm UTC

Today I...
-Woke up at 5:30 AM fully rested
-Dissed my mom and got her to back off
-Got affectionately mugged by my best friends
-Ruled my history classroom
-Found out my crush likes me
-HAD A GREAT DAY
There's no catch this time. :)

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 10, 2013 12:48pm UTC

I think my crush likes me back...

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 9, 2013 10:18am UTC

I'm pretty sure my parents stand outside my bathroom and make fun of what I sing in the shower.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 9, 2013 10:13am UTC

*Girl in my advisory gets asked to homecoming*
Me: Your date is way hotter than mine.
Her: Wait, who's your date?
Me: No one.
*Rolls off into the sunset to go ask my 69 cats to homecoming*

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 9, 2013 10:08am UTC

I won't give up on us.
Even if the skies get rough.
I'm giving you all my love.
I'm still looking up.
I won't give up on us.
God knows I'm tough enough.
We've got a lot to learn.
God knows we're worth it.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 9, 2013 10:00am UTC

It's been two years since I looked at him and whispered to myself,
"This one's special."
Since then, it's been a wild ride of emotions. Some days I swore he loved me. Some days I wanted to cry because I knew he didn't think the same way. It's been over a year since I last saw him, and he would have no idea how much I miss him. But no distance could change the fact that I want. I may look at other guys. I may date other guys. But none of them are him. And they never will.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 6, 2013 5:02pm UTC

I'm pretty sure Pandora knows exactly what songs I already have on my iPod and decides to play them.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 5, 2013 12:43pm UTC

I'm super annoyed at the fact that my mom never buys us good food.
My mom blames my attitude on the fact that I'm hungry.
Seriously... :P

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 4, 2013 12:30pm UTC

Dear crush's girlfriend,
You're not dating him. You're simply borrowing him. I'm just nice enough to have let you have him for this long.
Sincerely,
I hate you.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 4, 2013 11:27am UTC

People who like me:
Hot, dateable guys: 1%
Girls: 9%
Stalkers: 20%
FRESHMEN THAT ARE TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME: 70%

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 4, 2013 11:20am UTC

Who came up with the idea for football games?
"You know what sounds like a really good way to spend a Friday night? Let's invite another school over so we can make fun of them and beat them up while everyone cheers and dances for them! And then next week we can go to the other school so we can get mocked and beaten up while they cheer? Great plan!"

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 4, 2013 11:14am UTC

Dear freshmen,
Please stop engaging in sexual activity in the hallways.
1.) It's just gross. Please get a room.
2.) You're blocking the pathways for upperclassmen who actually have classes to go to.
3.) You're making us jealous of your love life.
Sincerely,
A very, very irritated sophomore

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 4, 2013 11:11am UTC

Why is my school
SO DANG COLD?

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